Msot Embrassing Momnets: My Wrost Typos Ever
Read MoreYou can’t write thousands of poker tournament reports without making a few misstakkes.
Catholicism Goes Up in Smoke
Imagine the possibilities.
The script reads as follows: Cheech and Chong win a free trip to Italy. While traveling, the old Pope resigns and a new Pope gets picked. The two dope heads somehow stumble into the Vatican. When the new Pope finally gets chosen, white smoke is traditionally released to the crowd gathered outside in Saint Peter’s Square, and a billion cheering worshipers watching worldwide.
Cheech and Chong. White smoke. You can pretty much figure out the rest.
At least the plot for “Cheech and Chong Visit the Vatican” would make sense.
But nothing makes sense in Catholicism.
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Rags to Riches: How Mark Fleddermann Turned $4 into $65,000
Read MoreChances are, you’ve never heard of Mark Fleddermann.
Until now.
An Honest Liar: The Amazing Randi
Read MoreJames Randi defies description.
But I’m going to try.
Ass-aulted: How to Win the Airline Seat “Butt Battle”
Read MoreI can’t move any further to the left unless I want to weld myself to the fuselage. So now, it’s pork shank to pork shank. Man flesh to man flesh.
Storming the Castle
Read MoreThis a beautiful place filled with ugly people.
The Worst Poker Player in the World
Read MoreThere’s a shadowy figure looming on the horizon. Worse, he’s headed straight towards me.
Shit.
The War of the Ages
Read MoreCan someone explain the logic behind “legal age” laws in this country?
How’s it possible that we allow 18-, 19-, and 20-year-olds to freely enlist in the military and perhaps even die a senseless death over in a faraway place — as indeed happens every single day — but these same brave young people can’t buy a beer?
Let’s Castrate People With Peanut Allergies
Read MoreOver the years, I’ve written many provocative things. Some decent. Other things that fell flat. Here’s a comedic sketch (ala Lewis Black) I wrote, that pissed off lots of readers. See the comments section. I leave it up at my site for a few reasons — to show that our attitudes on things change over time and that it’s okay to aim and miss sometimes.
2013 Oscar Predictions
Read MoreI’ve watched every Academy Awards presentation since 1972.
And without any doubt, I can say this is the very worst year for movies in more than four decades. Nonetheless, I’m still going to be watching and cheering come Sunday night.
Here are my picks and preferences for each of the major categories:
My Muse
Marieta Dalla
Supporters Emeritus
Don Rieck
E.Dieter Martin
Dutch Boyd
Rich Korbin
Tiger123
Anonymous Eccentric
Kevin Un
Melissa Hayden
Todd Anderson
Stevan Goldman
Charlie Ciresi
Eric Schneller
Tanya Devenport
Peter Secor
Roger Rodd
Scott Wilson
Gareth Edwards
Shawn Rice
Billy the Greek
Linda Keenan
Sue Schneider
Tom Oldcroft
