My Drunken Party With Romanian Army Officers

Yours truly with Romanian Army officers, Spring 1990

Yours truly with Romanian Army officers, Spring 1990


Read MoreIn case you missed one of the greatest gaffes of all time on live television last night, game show host Steve Harvey blundered in the closing moments of the Miss Universe Pageant by announcing the wrong winner.


Read MorePresident Obama has failed again.
Born in Kenya to radicalized parents, Barack Obama was cultivated as the perfect sleeper cell for Muslim extremism. Sent clandestinely by hard-line Islamic conspirators to Hawaii, and then Chicago, his orders were to infiltrate the democratic system, fool the populace, get elected to high office, and implement policies that would ultimately destroy America. Given the expectations, President Obama has been a failure of historic proportions.

Read MoreYou’ve probably seen the hideously kitsch portrait of poker playing presidents. Let’s update that picture.

Read MoreIt’s impossible to ignore.
“Star Wars” comes out tomorrow. Everywhere you look, it’s “Star Wars” this and “Star Wars” that. The movie isn’t even out yet, and I’m already sick of fucking “Star Wars.” I think most other people are sick of it, too.

Read MoreWho controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
— George Orwell (“1984”)
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In this column, I expose a myth that baseball suffered in popularity after the 1919 Black Sox scandal. All evidence proves otherwise.
There’s overwhelming evidence that suggests gambling (and all the associated publicity and media fallout) may have significantly increased baseball’s popularity.
The facts on this appear to prove irrefutable.

Major League Baseball made the correct decision. Keep Pete Rose out. Too bad gambling can’t do the same. He deserves to be shunned by Las Vegas and all sports gamblers.
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