Texas Football Sucks

Read MoreHey, Texas. We gotta’ talk. Umm, how come so many of your football teams suck?

Read MoreHey, Texas. We gotta’ talk. Umm, how come so many of your football teams suck?

Read More“I remember getting a check for $6,000. I said, ‘Where’s the rest?’ They said, “Well, you know….”

Read MoreCrazy ramblings from a dark place.
Today is Friday, August 31st, 2018. The scattershooting begins.

Read MoreWe’re all animals. Some of us just have bigger teeth than others.

Read MoreToday’s column wasn’t planned. It just happened. The idea came to me last night, during a spark of inspiration at a wine dinner, and the rest wrote itself.

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Could Melania be the Trump who “Makes America Great Again?” Don’t laugh. The First Lady could be our best hope to neuter the disastrous Trump Presidency.
An Update: This article didn’t age well.

Read MoreI often get asked, “why resist?”
Allow me to answer that.

Read MoreToday is Sunday, August 26th, 2018. The scattershooting begins.

I’ll always love you in my own peculiar way.
— Willie Nelson
Read MoreFrom the opening note of the first song on Willie Nelson’s vastly underappreciated 1998 album, Teatro, we realize we’re in for something astoundingly different.

Read MoreSoliciting amounts to a home invasion. It’s an imposition on my time. It’s an invasion of my privacy.