Order Your Republican Halloween Costume Now!
ORDER YOUR REPUBLICAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME NOW!
STEP 1: SELECT YOUR SHIRT (Options):
— Giant American flag [only available in size XXXXL)
— Mean-looking bald eagle (clutching an AR-15 assault rifle)
— Mean-looking bald eagle (clutching a bible)
STEP 2. SELECT YOUR HAT (Choose your lettering):
1. Make America Great Again!
2. Trump Won!
3. Trump 2024! (best-seller)
4. Lock Her Up! (on clearance — 70 percent off)
STEP 3: SELECT YOUR SCARF (choose your lettering)
1. Stop the Steal! (sold out in Arizona, Georgia, and Wisconsin)
2. Let’s Go, Brandon!
3. Trump 2024 — Fuck Your Feelings (new!)
4. Fuck Biden! (Special 2-pack offer: Combine with t-shirt of mean-looking eagle clutching a Bible and receive 25 percent off!)
STEP 4: BONUS OPTIONS:
— Utility Belt (only waist-size 48 in stock) with holster and ammunition pack — note: add $10 per holster
— “Vote Red!” beer huggie (will fit Bud-Light tall boy)
— Camouflage it! — add $10
— Super-super size it! — add $15 (per item)
SPECIAL CLEARANCE SALE (Wyoming Only):
All “Ditch the bitch!” t-shirts, hats, and scarfs (50 percent off)
OUR PLEDGE TO YOU:
— Relaxed fit for beer bellies!
— Made in China!
— Rush shipping available!
SPOOK YOUR NEIGHBORS! SCARE YOUR FREINDS! BE THE LAUGH OF THE PARTY!
ORDER TODAY!