My Annual Love to Hate Meter
What’s this, you ask?
Well, it’s been a while since I posted one of these, which is a rundown of my “best things” in the whole universe to “worst things” rankings.
The things I love are at the top, then it goes from bad to worse. You get the picture.
(Ranked 1-100 from Best to Worst)
Dogs
Cats
Family
Books
The James Webb Space Telescope
The Beatles
The fast-forward button on the remote
Gevrey Chambertin Wine
Limoncello
Citroen (car)
President Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Fresh Panna Cotta
Sen. Bernie Sanders
Northern Italy/Tuscany
Nia Malika Henderson
Duct Tape (fixes everything)
Mongolian Beef
Burning Man (pre-2015)
Van Morrison (pre-nutcase)
Netflix
Black Sambucca
Marriott Hotels
1967 Cougar (the car, not the hot 55-year-old)
Braum’s Ice Cream
Linda Keenan
Brussels, Belgium
Jeffrey Ross / Sarah Silverman (tie)
Pope Francis
Lake Tahoe
Living in Las Vegas
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Eric Holtman’s Facebook Posts
Yardwork
David Frucher’s fashion sense
Second-Hand Cigarette Smoke
Jerusalem
Shopping
Prune Juice
Andy Warhol “art”
Laptop Screen Freezes
Poker (the game)
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A Dead Car Battery
Mosquitos
College Football
Fads — Pokemon, Woordle, (similar bullshit)
Mushrooms
Crypto-anything
Dental surgery
Poker (the players)
Van Morrison (post-nutcase)
Superglue
Getting a Colonoscopy
Listening to Tony Kornheiser
All Popes (before the current one)
Golf Shirts
Monster Trucks
High-Top Bar Chairs
Fast Food
Anyone labeled as a “global brand ambassador”
Social Media Influencers
Any Song on the Billboard 100 Chart (at this moment)
Fireworks
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Vladimir Putin
Pol Pot
White Shoes
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Britney Spears
Toxic Waste
New York Sports Teams
Flair Bartenders
My Dead Skin Cells
Flying on Spirit Airlines
Poisonous Snakes
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner
Wine served at room temperature
Eric Trump
Applebee’s
Autotune
Drum Machines
Dane Cook
Burning Man (after corporate fucks ruined it)
Donald Trump, Jr.
Fried Okra
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Rush Limbaugh
Whitney Houston
Religion
Ticketmaster
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Hitler
Donald Trump
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Alex Jones
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Ommissions (should have been included): George Wattman honey (fresh from the hive)….Charlie Townsend bourbon from Delaware
