MAGA Nation Blames Biden for Baltimore Bridge Collapse (HERE’S MY RESPONSE)
MEET THE “EXPERT”
Thank you to Karen.
She’s done the research for all of us and has been generous enough to share her extraordinary wisdom on social media. Check out her posts. She got everything all figured out.
Karen is a remarkable person. She’s amazing! Screw formal education and experience! Overnight, she’s become an “expert” in cargo shipping vessel steering capabilities, steel arch truss bridges, infrastructure repairs, shipping generators, coastal and sea floor water currents, and is 100 percent convinced that Biden’s open borders caused the Baltimore bridge disaster. Addicted to unfiltered “news” from Truth Social, FOX, Newsmax, and Breitbart, Karen knows it’s all part of his secret agenda to “destroy America.” Tell’ em! You rock, Karen!
From her 9 posts since this morning containing multiple punctuation errors, incomplete sentence fragments, grotesque misspellings, and ALL CAPS on the ultra right-wing Facebook page “REAL PATRIOTS,” Karen says she spent “about 30 minutes” researching the complex steering capabilities of modern shipping vessels moored in Panama. Well done! Lucky us! And, her findings may shock you. “Boats don’t suddenly lose steering capabilities,” Karen insisted. “I’m telling you, that bridge in Baltimore was a target. Probably the Deep State is behind it. And besides–why were those immigrants working on a bridge at 1:30 am in 37 degree weather? I tell you, this smells. Did anyone see if they voted in 2020? I mean, do that math! Trust me, I did my own research.”
We should pay attention to Karen. During COVID, she quickly became an “expert” in infectious diseases and public health policy. Only a year later, she was an “expert” on Russian-Ukrainian relations specializing in the annexation of Crimea and clandestine arming and abetting of separatists in the Donbas region in the country’s southeast. She’s done the research. Why listen to fake medical experts with bullshit degrees from Johns Hopkins with decades of published peer-reviewed research! Fauci should be in prison. And why should we listen to those Deep State idiots with 30 years of experience in Russian military affairs and counterintelligence? Karen knows better. She watched a YouTube video and loves Alex Jones and Joe Rogan, who she finds “sexy.” If that’s not credibility, nothing is.
“Quit listening to the media, It’s all about paying attention,” said Karen. “This guy I saw on YouTube spewing truth about Biden’s role in collapsing that bridge is all I need to see! Just open your eyes, Sheeple!!!”
Karen also recommended that all REAL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS order Trump’s Bible for $60. “Those people on that bridge who plunged to their horrific deaths in the middle of the night into the cold icy waters of the Chesapeake Bay were all part of ‘God’s plan,” she said. “It’s all in there. Read the Constitution!”
