Hunting Hunter

Today, Hunter Biden pled “guilty” to several charges. Good. Now, please settle this matter, once and for all.

Let me be crystal clear. Hunter Biden is a piece of shit. Any slug of a son who would put his devoted father in such an awkward position with his preposterously shady business dealings, blatant tax evasion, wild cocaine parties, and reckless lifestyle absolutely deserves whatever punishments the courts dish out upon him. From what I know and have seen, Hunter Biden appears to be both arrogant and dumb.

But let’s also show some compassion for President Biden. He already lost his good son (to cancer) and he is now stuck with Gufus. It must be heartbreaking for any parent to lose a child and then watch the other child turn out to be so selfishly stupid. Of course, the President can’t and won’t abandon his only remaining son. No parent would do that. But the bonds of parental loyalty do shoehorn the President into a precarious situation, politically speaking. Making a sweetheart financial deal with a corrupt Ukrainian oil company? What the hell was Hunter thinking, other than lining his own pockets simply because of one thing– his last name.

President Biden certainly has his flaws, but grifting isn’t one of them. None of the bogus bullshit charges hurled by the wacko-Right about President Biden enriching himself on his own or through Hunter Biden’s business shenanigans have any merit. There’s nothing to it. However, let’s also agree that son Hunter did put the Biden Family in this spot, so now the fallout contaminates everyone, including his father. Nice job, son.

See…..that’s the big difference between the Left and the Right in America. ACCOUNTABILITY. We on the Left want justice imposed equally and fairly. I make no excuses for Hunter Biden. His actions, and stupidity, are indefensible. I even wish he’d serve prison time. He’s not worth one second of my time. Most of the people on the Left I talk to know and agree that Hunter is a dumb piece of shit who deserves what he gets.

But all you’ll ever see from the political Right and MAGA morons are pathetic excuses concocted and monkey twisted for every Trump financial swindle and Trump family scandal (and they NEVER seem to end). Where’s the Right acknowledging Trump’s own lifetime of shady dealings? Where’s the Right when we need serious answers as to why Trump’s son-in-law received hundreds of millions in low-interest under-the-table loans from the oil-rich states of the Middle East? This family is so bad at business they LOST money in the ridiculously lucrative New York real estate market? How’s that even possible!?!?!

Sure, Hunter Biden is guilty of crimes and appalling misjudgment. Punish him. Pull out his fingernails with a pair of pliers. Tie him down over an anthill and pour molasses over his body. Hunter = bad.

I applaud the plea bargain agreement reached today (approved by a Trump-appointed federal judge), though I do wish some confinement was included in the sentence. Now next, let’s *investigate* and *prosecute* the other presidential spawn scumbags — including Jared Kushner for his financial grifting. Let’s investigate and prosecute Ivanka Trump for her crime rackets in getting her own line of products fast-tracked in China in record time. Let’s investigate Trumpy Junior and Eric “Gums” for their highly-questionable management of companies that have defrauded banks on loans, skipped out on debt payments, taken advantage of government relationships at hotels and resorts, and done who knows what else. Donald Trump himself, who claimed to be worth $10 billion (BILLION!) paid ZERO income taxes for 8 out of 10 years he claims he got mega-rich. The Trump Co. ex-CFO is disgraced and already behind bars. That’s 30 counts of fraud and forgery, so far. Who knows how dirty that entire family REALLY is, once we start digging deeper and more ex-Trump scammers start squawking as they jump from the rat’s ship?

Hunter Biden, who has never held elected office nor any role in a government cabinet, is trash. Let’s hope he goes away. But the Trump Family is many times far worse, and the scumbag at the top is the very worst of all.