How Did this Woman Get into the United States?

How the fuck did the bat shit crazy bitch who birthed two monster terrorists get legally admitted into the United States as a — gulp! — permanent resident?

Although her name won’t be used during any point whatsoever in this column (nor will I identify her two monster sons by name either, the goons who conspired to and carried out the bloody murder of three innocent people and injury to 264 more), one might initially have sympathy for this disadvantaged immigrant family which was allegedly torn apart by hardships in Chechnya (formally Kyrgyzstan), which then took an extreme turn towards political and religious radicalism and eventually acts of terror once they began living inside the United States.  No mother — indeed, not any blood relative — is guilty for the sins of their offspring, no matter how despicable the crimes.  In fact, based on many family case studies of some of history’s most notorious killers, the majority of society’s worst monsters had loving and supporting parents who then were forced to carry the shame of their children’s actions forever.  In a sense, the parents of monsters are often victims, too.

However, I’m not so sure about this woman.  She’s a real piece of work.

I suspect that most Americans would have sympathized with this 5′ 4″, 135-pound human murder mill had she shown just a tiny hint of remorse at any point over the past 25 months for any of the victims or given the world any indication whatsoever of some smidgen of personal sorrow.  Instead, this gargoyle has bamboozled the media numerous times claiming her two sons are innocent (even after the family’s own attorney admitted their guilt).  Bizarre conspiracy theories have foamed out of this woman’s mouth continuously ever since the terrible events of April 2013, testing the intestinal fortitude of even her most level-headed supporters.  So utterly loathsome, she’s almost a skit for evil, a wicked witch almost, except that there’s nothing funny at all about her.

That said, my outrage isn’t directed so much at Monster Mama as the mangled immigration system which apparently allowed these beasts into the country, which happened back in 2002.  While the two terrorist sons were much younger then and apparently became radicalized years later once they grew up in the Boston area, it would seem that in the heavy wake of something we once remembered as the 9-11 bombings, U.S. immigration officials would be extremely wary of certain kinds of people (yes, I do mean Muslims).  Shouldn’t the threshold for being granted a tourist visa, and then political asylum, followed by permanent residency be accompanied by some indication that the new arrivals post no threat to American society and once there’s a fear, shouldn’t there be a swift process of deportation?

The actions of this family once they arrived in America are one canker sore of craziness after another.  First, the United States opens up its doors and lets them in as visitors.  Second, the family is granted political asylum and allowed to stay in the country legally for an extended period, until a hearing is held.  Third, the family is granted legal permanent residence.  Fourth, the family applies for and receives welfare.  Fifth, the family applies for and gets government-paid housing.  But being given the chance at a new life in America and milking the taxpayers, not to mention violating our collective trust in new arrivals, wasn’t nearly enough.

The oldest son, who apparently masterminded the bombings, was convicted of selling dope.  Then, so was one of the daughters (apparently, this mare bore also two daughters).  Then, Monster Mama willingly decided to break the law on her own.  The devout Muslim who reportedly once quit a job because she was forced to work among men, found a nice dress she liked — well, more like a couple, or more like several, or more like nine actually — at a fancy upscale store in downtown Boston.  So, she purged the racks and Lord & Taylor’s stole $1,60o worth of merchandise, which is a felony.  When forced to appear in court and face charges, instead she fled the country that once gave her the chance at a new life in Russia.  Now, she’s spewing somersaults of whacked-out logic to the world media every chance she gets, ranting that America conspired against her and the family while continuing to insist that her sons were set up.

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While thinking in more depth about the American immigrant experience and how our society tends to treat Muslims — two issues towards which I’ve historically been quite sympathetic — I react violently to those like this family who abuse such privileges so terribly.  This is because they now make it so much tougher on everyone else.  After the youngest boy turd is injected with poison after his final appeal is exhausted, which will then make his heart stop beating, that terrorist pockmark who bombed all those innocent people in Boston won’t have bear the costs any longer of losing the public’s sympathy and trust.  The far weightier price will be paid later on, and for years to come, by fellow immigrants and other Muslims.  Now, and for a long time, they have to live with suspicion, anger, rejection, and sometimes even fear.  These innocents are the victims of Boston, too.

Accordingly, I still wonder how this woman got into the country.  Tourist visa, political asylum, then permanent residency.  How did it happen?  What’s the legal process?

Well, first there’s a government form that must be filled out.  It’s pretty much the same form used for every immigrant from anywhere in the world and has included many of the same questions since World War 2.  No, I’m not making this up, as you’re about to see.  Perhaps if we really want to establish the first line of defense against letting potential terrorists into the country, we should get rid of ridiculous questions such as these and replace the language with more up-to-date inquiries which reflect more contemporary times.  Yes, these questions were taken word for word off Department of Homeland Security Form I-485, which is known as the “Application to Register Permanent Residence.”  Monster Mama and her four kids most assuredly completed this form to the government’s satisfaction.

Among the questions listed in Part 3:

• Within the past ten years have you been a prostitute, or procured anyone for prostitution, or intend to engage in such actions in the future?
• Have you ever engaged in any unlawful commercialized vice, including, but not limited to illegal gambling?
• Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

Huh?  This is America’s first line of defense?

Do prostitutes, gamblers, and Nazis really pose the biggest threat to American national security?  Um, didn’t World War 2 end something like seven decades ago?  What age would a prospective permanent resident have to be to fill out the application and answer “yes” to the third question — something like 90?  Hey, I’m all for keeping out those evil Nazis (unless they built the space program), but do prostitutes and gamblers really belong in the same “exclusionary” category?

So, just to be clear.  We’re worried about stopping hookers, gamblers, and Nazis at our borders, but oh’ what the fuck — open the floodgates for the fundamentalist lunatics from Chechnya who claim to be “political refugees,” but with no proof.  Moreover, let’s let them stay here and live permanently, and then give them free money and free housing, and free education without the least expectation of gratitude.

How about getting with the 21st, Century, people?  Whoever working in government is responsible for continuing to distribute this preposterous form should be deported immediately, preferably to Chechnya, and made to live next door to Monster Mama.  Easy to identify, she’s the one with the neatly bundled headscarf and the nine stolen dresses still lacking a morsel of remorse.

HERE’S THE DHS/INS FORM IN ITS ENTIRETY

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