Good News on the Las Vegas Fireworks Problem

 

 

 

“Patriotism” and “freedom” doesn’t mean blowing shit up at 3 am.

Great news. At least it’s a positive first step.

Read:  Illegal firework fines increased in Clark County

Now, the do-nothing LVMPD needs to do their jobs and start writing tickets. For years, the police department has done total shit on fireworks enforcement laws.

Fireworks are ILLEGAL in Las Vegas city limits, but they still openly sell them everywhere. Explosions go off at all hours of the day and night — year around. Some holidays, like July 4th, are like a war zone.

Fires break out. They’re dangerous. Animals are terrified. All because of some juvenile idiots who cream in their pants each time they hear loud noises. Fuck them.

Read:  3 injured, 10 animals dead after North Las Vegas fire caused by fireworks

The police department should have every available cruiser out on the street on holidays with fireworks. Writing $500 tickets should be easy. They can raise millions. Let’s also shut down all these eyesore fireworks stands which are selling ILLEGAL products. And prosecute these pricks who are blowing fireworks up at 3 am.

This shit has been going on way too long.

One more thing; Irony of all ironies–90 percent of the fireworks purchased in the United States by these superpatriots were MADE IN CHINA. Fools.

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Footnote:  The law is already pissing off the MAGA “freedom” crowd. But “freedom” doesn’t mean blowing shit up at 3 am, which is constant here in Las Vegas. “Freedom” doesn’t mean firing bottle rockets all over the neighborhood during a drought, which causes fires. “Freedom” doesn’t mean terrifying animals (shelters become full from runaways after July 4th) just so some so-called “patriot” can satisfy his 9-year old dirt dumb cravings for excitement. If you live in Las Vegas of all places (YOU LIVE IN LAS VEGAS!), and yet still somehow need explosions and smoke in the air to get excited, please get some mental help.

Reference:  In 2017, a teen sparked the massive Eagle Creek Fire by throwing two fireworks into the Columbia River Gorge in Oregon. It raged for three months, blowing some into Portland and burning through nearly 50,000 acres of land.  The number of fireworks-related fires has numbered in the hundreds, since then.
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