Fact: Republican Celebrities Suck
MAGA TRUMPLICANS AND THEIR “CELEBRITIES” SUCK
Virtually ALL the great artists were/are liberals. Conservatives have produced NOTHING when it comes to art.
I get all giddy when I hear all the dirt-dumb MAGA Trumplicans claiming, “I don’t care about celebrity endorsements.”
Oh, reeeeaaaalllly?
Liars.
You fucking loved it when Hulk “Steroid Addict” Hogan ripped his t-shirt into shreds in a total mental breakdown in front of 20 million viewers and endorsed Trump at the 2024 Republican National CON-vention.
You went ape shit batshit KKKrazy when lunatic James Woods tweeted his dick off for the thousandth time attacking Democrats and making up total bullshit.
Hell, you even turned backflips and popped your 357s when 80-something moviestar-director Clint Eastwood rambled for 45 minutes to *an empty chair* at the 2012 RNC and was the keynote speaker!
You worship Lee “one hit wonder” Greenwood, each occasion he parrots his one hit for the 94,000th time, and weep like babies farting creamed spinach. Lee Greenwood should be called the MAGA milk man as the ultimate deliverer of white lactose intolerance.
Don’t even get me started on the rambling wreck known as Ted Nugget. Oh, and you actually think actor Scott Baio and Trump fanatic (who??? is he still alive???) is a “celebrity.” Gawd, you poor things. Get some help!
Go ahead, bitch and complain all you want about celebrities endorsing candidates. Your Facebook feeds are PATHETIC. We got it–you don’t care. It must be troubling to you and excruciating to realize that — the overwhelming majority of ARTISTS and CREATIVE PEOPLE are liberals !!!!!!! That’s a fact, and it’s not an accident. Artists and those with extraordinary intelligence, and creativity, those how have made excruciating personal sacrifices, and those that love of all that which makes us fully human — artists who historically have been raped by corporate interests and capitalist shareholders — have inherently produced LIBERAL free-thinking qualities and always have been the icons we’ve looked to as the soundtracks to our lives flowered with change and betterment and progressive advancement. Virtually ALL the great artists were liberals. Every. One. Of. Them. Conservatives have produced NOTHING when it comes to art. ZIPPO. Look it fucking up, people.
Truth is — YOU hate celebrities who endorse the candidates you don’t agree with. For the simple-minded–it’s really that simple. YOU have no problem with celebrities who love your guy. But if Kris Kristofferson (RIP), Barbra Streisand, Robert De Niro, Bruce Springsteen, Willie Nelson, Stephen King, Beyonce, Pink, Taylor Swift, and a hundred other LIBERALS endorse Kamala Harris and stand with the Left on EVERY MAJOR ISSUE, you turn into fucking drunken bar brawlers.
Go ahead and cheer for Hulk and Chachi and Ted “Cat Scratch” Fever. I’ll take a decorated Army Ranger (Kristofferson) who served his country and Oxford grad and lived a full life and pushed a broom in Nashville for years who could run CIRCLES around 99.9 percent of MAGA world and was exposed to the bottom and the top of struggles and success long before I’m taking any political advice from the likes of Scott Baio and Hulk Hogan who along with Rudy Giuliani apparently are tag-team mud wrestling over a tattered jacket stripped in social relevancy with whatever coinage remains of their shit-stained dignity. I’ll stand on the side of history with KRISTOFFERSON, yes, that guy who really did things that were courageous throughout his life. I want to be on that guy’s side when the counting gets done. But please, enjoy Hulk ripping off his shirt and Kid Rock shooting at beer cans with a machine gun. Whatever “gets you off.” Goons.
Did I mention, conservative heroes really suck?
You don’t like celebrities endorsing candidates? Fact is, YOU don’t like it when people smarter, more talented, and successful than you reveal your hypocrisy.
It’s as simple as that.
Remember this, next time you see some MAGA Trumper incel attacking the Swifts, the De Niros, the Winfreys, and all the rest.
