Donnie Dumbfella’

 

 

DONNIE DUMBFELLA’
[COMMANDER CLUSTERFUCK CAUSES CHAOS]

– First, he said …. Iran’s nuclear capability has been “completely obliterated.” {LIE!}

– Then, he said … we need to strike Iran (again) to stop them from getting a nuclear weapon. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … the war is over–we won! {LIE!}

– Then, he said … the war should be over in “just a few days.” {LIE!}

– Then, he said … this isn’t a war —- it’s an “excursion.” (sic) {LIE!}

– Then, he said … the U.S. demands unconditional surrender. {LIE!}

– Then, he said …. Iran’s navy is at the bottom of the sea. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … Iran’s missiles and air defenses are completely wiped out. {LIE!}

– Then, he said …. Iran’s leadership have all been killed. “There’s no one to negotiate with.” {LIE!}

– Then, he said … the new leaders are smart (“they gave me an expensive present”) {what was it?}

– Then, he said … we must have regime change in Iran. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … there already has been regime change in Iran. Note: IRGC is still in power. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … “gas prices are not very high.” (note-up 58 percent, much higher for diesel) {LIE!}

– Then, he said … they’re are so desperate to make a deal! {LIE!}

– Then, he said …. I expect this war will be over in just a few days.” {LIE!}

– Then, he said … a former president confided in me that he should have attacked Iran. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … Iran agreed to most our demands. Iran replied, nothing’s been agreed to {LIE!}

– Then, he said … he expects NATO and other countries will join and help. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … we don’t need any other countries. “Why do we need them?–we won.” {LIE!}

– Then, he said … they got 2 weeks to make a deal (or we’ll wipe out their entire civilization). {LIE!}

– Then, he said … American airman was heroically rescued–17 days later, still no name, no proof.

– Then, he said …. they agreed to stop enriching uranium. Note: They didn’t. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … the Hormuz Strait is open. “The strait will never be closed again!” {LIE!}

– Then, he said … the Hormuz Strait is closed. {a rare moment of truth}

– Then, he said … the war will over in “a few days.” Note: Third time, in eight weeks. {LIE!}

– Then, he said … Iran agreed to most concessions. Iran responded: Huh-what concessions? {LIE!}

– Then, he said … we are about to work out the final details this week. Iran–huh? {LIE!}

– Then, he said … (many times, by now) the war is over. We won. {LIE!}

Read: “Iranians have agreed to everything” (CBS News, Apr. 17, 2026)

This is the same blubber brain that tore up an EXISTING and WORKING and FUNCTIONAL agreement with Iran back in 2017, with NOTHING to replace it. Now, he’s fucked himself, and worse — all of us stuck in this corner of catastrophe.

Has this clown done ONE THING right, so far? Is there any question now that this maniac is is being laughed at all over the world? Is there any question why his words, his promises, his declarations, and his social media posts are about as trustworthy as a cold pile of DOG SHIT?

Question: What’s the difference in a Trump statement and a cold pile of dog shit?
Answer: The dog shit is real.

Facts: Iran is laughing, and openly mocking him. China is laughing, and is arguably the biggest winner of this preposterous global conflict. Russia is laughing (their stooge, Agent Orange). Even Israel, grotesquely complicit in genocidal crimes and now free from any oversight to engage in unspeakable horrors in Lebanon, Gaza, and the West Bank is laughing at the collared moron they have puppet-mastered so artfully along with the lapdog American Republican Christian Right. The world is laughing its ass off, right now. And, who can blame them given the arrogance we’ve witnessed from the biggest political mistake in U.S. history?

Meanwhile, 67 percent of Americans — including an increasing number of Republicans and MAGA cultists are now opposed to Donnie Dumbfella’s idiotic unprovoked war based on YET ANOTHER lie about an adversary in the Middle East (weapons of mass destruction-anyone?), which is costing American citizens $2,000,000,000 per day, and has destroyed international trust in the United States, and shows absolutely no signs of ending anytime soon.

What LIES will he spew, next?