Crypto Scam: The Blockchain is Broken
MAGIC MICKEY MOUSE CRYPTO FUNNY MONEY AND THOSE ATM BITCOIN CANDY MACHINES
Blockchain/cryptocurrency is nothing more than a giant financial meth lab. Sure, some people are getting rich off of it. So do drug dealers. But in the end, it’s toxic.
Hey, Blockchain. Get your shit together. You fucking amateurs.
If you want to be taken seriously as a legit means of financial exchange, you might want to straighten out your act, unless your real act is to rat’s nest our HARD-EARNED CASH and hen the fuck out of it in your romper roost. You spent millions on advertising trying to win our trust, and right now I’m sitting here with $367 USD parked in your garage and the fucking lights are turned out. You fucking thieves.
YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
This all started back in 2016. A writing job in Costa Rica paid me $4K in Bitcoin. I protested the means of exchange because of deep philosophical objections, but hey, when someone is dangling cash, you pretty much have to say — pay me in whatever. So, I gradually took it out, using (now get this) the ATM at a candy store here in Las Vegas. Seriously, a candy store. Well, that fucking sugar shack jacked me for like 5 percent on every withdrawal, but it was funny money, anyways, so I had no choice in the matter. Anyway, I took out what I could, and because of rounding off, there was some extra $$$ left in my Blockchain account.
Well, I just let that shit stink for seven years on my Blockchain ledger, and watched with some fascination as the whole scam webbed in more suckers, but hey Ponzi scheme the world if you can get away with it, right? The cryptoscam bounced all over the map, and last week I got a notice by email about the $367 parked on Blockchain. I didn’t remember my passwords or anything, but spent a few hours finally getting access to the account because, hey — $367 is $367 and I’ve wasted a lot more of my time for less.
So, the Mickey Mouse game starts last weekend, and I feel like a blind squirrel trying to remember where the nut is buried in my backyard. I log in 5, 6, 7, 8 times and finally the transaction works where I’ve sold what was held in Shitcoin, and have a cash balance that says “AVAILABLE FOR WITHDRAWL.”
Great, it only took you fucks five days, but hey, SHOW ME THE MONEY.
So, Wednesday, I link one of my bank accounts for the withdrawal (transfer) and the fucking system turns into Fort Knox. Goddamn lockdown city. Error messages. Transfer declined. Blah blah blah. This morning when I tried again, I expected a middle finger to pop up on the screen.
Finally, I reach chat support and the Blockchain buffer tells me I can’t withdraw to a US bank. HUH? Run that fucking by me again there, Hoss?
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The online chat guy comes on (Forlan) and then explains I can withdraw in CRYPTO or ANOTHER CURRENCY. Fine! Make it Euros. Make it Turkish Lira. Make it rubles. Make it marbles. JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!
So, inspired by Forlan’s wisdom, I click on my account, and boom! Another stone wall. There’s NO OPTION to withdraw in another format. So, now my money is basically locked inside the trunk of a car, which drove off a bridge and is sinking to the bottom of the ocean. These fucks are totally scamming people. Who knows how much money this Blockasschain is stealing.
Blockchain/cryptocurrency is nothing more than a giant financial meth lab. Sure, some people are getting rich off of it. So do drug dealers. But in the end, it’s toxic.
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.FUCK THEM. FUCK YOU BLOCKCHAIN.COM.
BUYER BEWARE!
In 2016 the average price for Bitcoin was about $500, so you must have been paid approxmately 8 BTC. Today that 8 BTC (your $4K) is worth about $250K (at it’s peak, worth well over half a million) If you’d kept up with crypto, moved your BTC to a safe ‘cold wallet’ (off line) like a Ledger wallet. A wallet that only YOU control. You’d be in Fat City. You could send it to a centralizrd exchange like Coinbase (or any one of a number of other centeralized exchanges), convert it to fiat and wire transfer it to your bank account anytime you wanted too. Granted it’s harder to find banks that are taking crypto wire transfers now more than ever before but you can thank your buddies Obama and Holder for that. Remember ‘Operation Choke Point’ back in 2013 when they tried to drive gun sellers out of business. Well Biden and his administration have implemented ‘Choke Point 2.0’ trying to drive crypto out as well. But BTC and decentralized ledger tech. is a global phenomenom that the US government can’t control. The only SCAM out there is the US dollar. I’d be bitter too, if I’d pissed away 8 BTC. I tried to explain this to you years ago. You wouldn’t listen then and I’m sure you won’t now. So I’ll end with the same advice I gave you then, “keep investing in those ‘buggy whip’ factories.
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