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Posted by on Aug 31, 2012 in Blog, Movie Reviews, Politics, What's Left | 3 comments

Thank You Clint Eastwood, For Making My Day — “The Bad, The Worse, and The Ugly”

 

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry Photo

 

“Dirty Harry” has finally run out of bullets.

He went 13 minutes instead of only five, he got unlucky, and ended up looking like a punk on national television.

If Clint Eastwood’s act last night would have instead been an audition, his movie career might have been over in an instant.

Yes, it was that bad.

Eastwood’s appearance at the critical moment of the final night of the 2012 Republican National Convention was quite possibly the most painful moment in any political theater within the past twenty years.  Reminiscent of Admiral John Stockdale’s cringe-inducing verbal drool in the 1992 Vice Presidential debate, the iconic 82-year-old actor took last night’s stage at the very twinkling of what was supposed to be national coronation.  Instead, his stammering speech ended up as such a distraction, he made a totally incoherent Stockdale seem like William F. Buckley, by comparison.

No one could have possibly seen it coming.  In fact, the buildup was right on schedule.

For the better part of two hours, the Republican Party establishment had to be creaming all over themselves.  Their presidential nominee had largely been humanized for the very first time (no small feat) to tens of millions of viewers and voters — many tuning into the political season for the first time.  This was largely achieved by roasting up the all-too-familiar emotional chestnuts manipulatively designed to somehow transform a cold-hearted venture capitalist who made hundeds of millions busting up companies and outsourcing jobs into a warm and fuzzy stuffed teddy bear – you know, an electable human being.  Sort of like a political Frankenstein.

Misson largely accomplished, next one of Hollywood’s most revered film legends — particularly to right-wing gun nuts — took the grand stage and then went completey fucking bonkers batshit crazy.   Watching the ad lib act and witnessing the carnage of a cherished actor and director who has given society so many memorable roles and memories, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

 

 

One thing was for sure.

Eastwood’s bizarre crazy uncle act at the crescendo of a poltical convention was a headline-writer’s dream.

That said, let’s now have some real fun.  The topic is — CLINT EASTWOOD POST-SPEECH HEADLINES.

Here it goes.

 

THE BAD, THE WORSE, AND THE UGLY 

 

ANY WHICH WAY HE CAN’T

 

HANG HIM HIGH

 

WHERE EAGLES DON’T EVEN DARE

 

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER OFF THE SCRIPT

 

MAGNUM FARCE

 

 THE GAUNTLET BLOCKING THE TELEPROMPTER

 

 

EVERY WHICH WAY BUT SANE

 

HEARTBREAKING SPEECH

 

UNFORGIVEN — MOVIE FANS’ MESSAGE TO CLINT EASTWOOD

 

BILLION-DOLLAR BLUNDER

 

GRAN TORTURE

 

IN THE LINE OF FIRE — AFTER THAT FIASCO

 

EASTWOOD’S SPEECH:  A TRUE CRIME

 

IT BLOODY DIDN’T WORK (UK VERSION)

 

And finally, Clint Eastwood’s latest movie, coming out in just a few weeks:

TROUBLE WITH THE SPEECH

 

 

3 Comments

  1. The Beguiling(The Beguiled)……Spaced Cowboy(Space Cowboys)…..MisFire Fox(FireFox)…..Escape From Reality(Escape from Alcatraz)
    He captured the alternate reality theme of the Convention like only a Hollywood Fiction Legend could and he stole the Headlines(Spotlight)…Fantastic.
    Great Post.

    • Well done, Tom! Fabulous!

      — ND

  2. Here’s some good news. The rabid left and rabid right can relax as the election will be decided by the unemployed and welfare recipients. Attached is a link to a thoughtful analysis of the electoral college battleground states. These two groups will hold sway according to the article. It was posted on a site that is a daily must read.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/election-its-food-stamps-stupid

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