Charged With Wire Fraud

WIRED

Who else has a box full of at least 50 different cables and wires that connect to stuff we probably threw out more than a decade ago?

Old speaker wires. Old phone wires. Old computer wires. Old power chargers.

Still, I can’t possibly throw anything out because I know for certain that if it gets trashed, that’s the ONE WIRE I’m gonna’ need. Trouble is, when you plug in the device to see if it matches, it’s always the 49th wire you check.

Oh, and that’s if you’re really lucky.

Just call me “the Cable Guy.”