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Posted by on Dec 9, 2013 in Blog, Music and Concert Reviews | 2 comments

Andrea Bocelli’s Marvelous Performance at the Hellhole Called the MGM

 

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Andrea Bocelli has taken his rightful place as the world’s premier tenor.

It’s too bad he chooses to play in a venue that has all the charm of a giant slaughterhouse.  More on the MGM Grand, a junction of chaos and confusion towards the end of this review.

With Luciano Pavarotti’s passing six years ago, and Placido Domingo now in the twilight of his years as a stage performer, befittingly the torch has since been passed to the next operatic maestro in line, the unquestionable equal of his two highly-revered predecessors, both in charisma and global transcendence.

Now at age 55, Bocelli is in his prime.  Accordingly, he’s a virtuoso who takes his responsibilities seriously as a master (some might say — protector) of the classics.  Undeniably, he’s become the world’s vocal gold standard, the next tenor in an exemplary lineage of maestros which initially began with Enrico Caruso nearly a century ago as the first modern-age performer, crooning many of the same arias which continue to mesmerize multiple generations across borders in so many different languages.  Music is the universal language — something Bocelli seems to not only to know, but cherish as fact.

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Posted by on Dec 3, 2013 in Blog, Music and Concert Reviews | 7 comments

Some Career Advice for Eminem

 

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I’ve got some career advice for the rapper who calls himself “Eminem.”

That advice is as follows — hang it up.

Now.

I’ve just walked into my hotel room from a night out on the town and managed to catch his latest musical “performance,” on NBC’s Saturday Night Live.  I assure you, this was completely by accident.  Not watching Eminem, mind you.  I’m talking about tuning into Saturday Night Live.

Before I could reach for the remote control, I learned that he was the “guest star” of the show that night.  “Coming up next:  Eminem!”  Naturally, I had to watch out of morbid curiosity.  I’d never watched him perform before.  I figured it was sort of like rubbernecking a bad car crash.  Well, it was kinda’ like that — only I would have been much more interested in the auto wreck, especially if there were injuries.

Here’s the deal.  Basically, the dude comes out and jumps around a stage for six minutes wearing a puffy winter coat and screams into a microphone.  That’s it.  No structure.  No emotion.  No soul.  Hell, I could barely understand a single word he was saying.

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Posted by on Aug 22, 2013 in Blog, Music and Concert Reviews | 3 comments

Jimmy Fallon’s Best Classic Rock Impressions

 

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I confess that I’ve never once watched Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Who knew what I was missing all these years?

Check out several of Fallon’s very best impersonations of classic rock icons.  My favorite is the Jim Morrison impression, which Fallon absolutely nails.

What’s really brilliant about this rendition is the faux song sounds exactly like something The Doors could have released in their prime (hell, it’s actually better than most of the stuff they put out).  Yet, it was created by Fallon and his talented team of writers and then performed live on his show in one take.  That’s right — one take.  That’s extraordinary.

In fact, all of Fallon’s impersonations are original songs.  That’s what sets these impersonations apart — that not only does Fallon capture the voice and character, he also co-wrote original songs and lyrics.  Simply amazing.

Many of you may have seen these already.  But I assume that many of you have not.  Click on the following videos, crank up the volume, and enjoy.

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Posted by on Jul 6, 2013 in Blog, Music and Concert Reviews, World Series of Poker | 2 comments

The Ecstasy of Gold

 

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The 2013 World Series of Poker Main Event Championship began today.  For me, this is a special time.

Ten years ago when I was working at Binion’s Horseshoe, there was a critical junction on the WSOP timeline.  We were given the cover story for Card Player magazine, which at the time was pretty much the voice of poker.  I was told to “handle it.”

Binion’s Horseshoe’s steady decline and eventual demise has been written about in some depth here.  However, that cover story provided a rare opportunity to re-brand ourselves and regain the high ground over everyone else.

Back then, an exciting new attraction called the World Poker Tour was kicking our ass.  Sure, we had a far superior product, largely due to our prestige and tradition.  But we weren’t marketing it right.  I decided then and there that — for all the things the WPT was doing better than us — the one thing they couldn’t touch was the gold bracelet.

Who could have imagined this?  Many years ago, gold bracelets weren’t thought of as they are today.  Many of the players who won them, including quite a few poker legends, lost them over the years or simply gave them away.  Quite a few gold bracelets ended up in pawn shops.

It seemed to me that the gold bracelet was that one item that simply couldn’t be equaled by any other poker competitor, no matter how hard they tried.  As creative as our rivals were in trumpeting their own symbols of accomplishment, nothing quite matched the WSOP gold bracelet, nor would anything ever equal it so long as I was in charge of the publicity surrounding our event.

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Posted by on Jun 20, 2013 in Blog, Las Vegas, Music and Concert Reviews, Rants and Raves | 5 comments

I Don’t Like the Electric Daisy Carnival and I Urge Everyone Not to Attend!

 

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The third annual “Electric Daisy Carnival” is happening this coming weekend in Las Vegas.

Talk about a fucking freak show.

Something like 320,000 dopers with no fucking taste whatsoever in music or clothes will head out to the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, scorch themselves in the baking sun for three full days, act like total asses, and get off on the worst music perhaps that’s ever been created.

Sounds like something created by the Marquis de Sade.

I have a message for all the thousands of Electric Daisy Carnival attendees who follow me.  The message is as follows.

I’m not going. 

That’s right.  I’m staying the fuck away.  And I urge you to do the same.

Go ahead.  Ignore my advice.  Stick your asses out on the blazing asphalt of a motor track, fry your brains with ecstasy or cocaine or whatever dope your generation snorts nowadays, groove to your fucking garbage, and blow hundreds of dollars of your parents’ money to brag later that you were part of the assfuck circus.

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