New Rule: Being From Somewhere Else Means Your Old Place Sucks
Read MoreFact: If you don’t live someplace anymore, that means — the old place you’re from sucks.
Read MoreFact: If you don’t live someplace anymore, that means — the old place you’re from sucks.
Read MoreThere’s a special promotion where if you FILL OUT AN APPLICATION for a “Spirit Visa card,” you get a free round-trip ticket to anywhere on the airline. A free round-trip ticket? On Spirit?
NO FUCKING THANKS!!!
Read MoreI don’t understand the appeal of strip clubs. Somebody, explain this to me.
Read MoreToday is Presidents Day.
Put another way, it’s an excuse to take the workday off.
Before we head off to the beach or clean out the garage, or down that six-pack, let’s use this day as it was intended, which is to remember the people who have resided at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Read MoreThe man who once wrote “the light has gone out of my life” would do so much later in his life to improve the lives of millions.