Scattershooting, While Wondering Whatever Happened to….

Read More….Ken Lambert.

Read MoreThirty-six hours ago, my cell phone rang. Or chimed. Or whatever cell phones do.
It was Todd Anderson on the other end, the brains behind “Poker Night in America,” the new show which debuted last week on CBS Sports.
“We want you to film a segment which we’re going to insert at the end of each show,” Todd said.
Great, I thought. What does he want to film?
“We want to film you,” Todd insisted. “We want this to be like an Andy Rooney piece at the end of 60 Minutes.”
Wait a bleeping minute. Isn’t Andy Rooney dead?

Read MoreIf poker is a game of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror, then writing about poker is quite often a seemingly endless monotony interrupted by occasional episodes of exhilaration.

Read MoreGeorgia should change its official nickname to “The Vigilante State.”
Think of how exciting all those sleepy magnolia-canopied streets are about to become with law and order — Dirty Harry style.
Out of my way, you punk! Bam!

Read MoreLet’s face it — just like everything else the Chinese have to come to own the Fourth of July. We’re all getting punked big time. We’re junkies. Check out the label on the box where your American flag is stored. You might be horrified to learn where Old Glory was made. That’s right, even the fucking flags are made in China.