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Read MoreHere are some random thoughts about the television show I’m currently working on, which is “Poker Night in America.”

Read MoreHere are some random thoughts about the television show I’m currently working on, which is “Poker Night in America.”

Read MoreGod: “Prayers in hospitals? Okay, I get that — not that I listen much. Way too depressing. But prayers in the Superdome? It’s enough to drive me bat-shit bonkers. Sort of like living next to the train tracks, the noise and vibration never stop.”

Here’s my analysis of this week’s NFL games. The video runs for about 36 minutes.
My win-loss record with these plays thus far is — 18 wins and 10 losses.
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Most people aren’t funny.
By this, I mean people who are not professional stand-up comedians. In other words, unless you are paid frequently to tell jokes and entertain total strangers while standing beneath a bright spotlight, then zip it, okay? While there’s a real comedian onstage talking, please keep your thoughts to yourself. Don’t interrupt the performer. Got that?
Here, let me try and make myself a little more clear:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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