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Posted by on Oct 20, 2012 in Blog, Politics | 3 comments

Mitt Romney’s Binder Problem

mitt romney's binders

 

We’re having a field day with this.  It’s a Liberal’s laugh-a-thon.  A three-ring binder circus.

Mitt Romney’s “Women in binders” comment is quite possibly the most memorable tagline of the 2012 Presidential Election.  It’s right up there with golden gems of the past.  Recall — “Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice….” “You’re no Jack Kennedy,” and “Are you better off now than you were four years ago?”

Apparently, Mitt Romney’s management style pretty much comes down to two things — balance sheets and binders.  If it’s profitable, go for it.  If it’s unprofitable, eliminate it.  But there’s a lot more to what I will term “Bindergate.”

Here’s a closer look at the files:

 

BINDERS THAT HAVE A PERMANENT PLACE ON MITT ROMNEY’S DESK:

1.  Republican Economic Policy — Trickle Up for the Super Rich

2.  How to Pay a 14-Percent Tax Rate While the Rest of America Gets Shafted

3.  Banking in the Cayman Islands

4.  Outsourcing American Jobs — the Way to Quick Corporate Profits

5.  Tax Shelters — Screwing the U.S. Treasury for Maximum Gain

6.  Working with an Overwhelmingly Democrat Legislature and Taking Credit for Everything as Governor

7.  Working Women in America (1922 edition)

8.  The Art of the Flop Flop (Special Edition with Romneycare/Obamacare Bonus Material)

9.  Big Bain — Maximum Pain:  How to Raid Companies, Fire Workers, and Laugh All the Way to the Bank

10.  Managing Your Political Comeback:  How to Get Punked by John McCain, then Four Years Later Be Your Party’s Eighth Frontrunner

11.  Winning the Republican Nomination by Moving to the Right of George W. Bush

12.  Political Mathematics — How to Win 270+ Electoral Votes By Insulting 47 Percent of the Population

BINDERS THAT SHOULD BE ON MITT ROMNEY’S DESK:

1.  How the Real World Works

2.  A Look at How the Other 99.999 Percent Lives

3.  How Not to Sound Like the Prick Boss Everyone Hates

4.  The Official Transcript:  President Obama’s Statement in the Rose Garden (Post-Libya Attack)

5.  Charisma 101

6.  Honesty 101

7.  Political Consistency 101

8.  How to Deny Shuffling Thousands of American Jobs Off to China — Super Advanced Edition

9.  Working Women in America — 21st Century Edition

10.  Why Contraceptive Policies for Women Matter

11.  Losing Gracefully — How to Make a Great Concesssion Speech

12.  The Lecture Circuit: 2013 Corporate Business Conventions ($100,000 Per Speech and Up)

3 Comments

  1. 1# do you under stand that a 14% tax rate on capital gains is the second time the money has been taxed ?

    2# Overwhelmingly Democrat Legislature and still trashing the economy.

    3# The Art of the talking about Romneys policies when yours have been an utter failure and your plan for the future is 8.00 a gallon gas and to borrow more money to invest in more failed stimulus packages .

    4# Obama and Hillary may be the worst thing to ever happen to our national safety . We need a strong leader not some one who evidently has no clue as to what is going on in the world. Really Sept 11, who would attach us on that day ??? a moron could have seen this coming.

    GET A GRIP you have no clue.

    • I really would like to “get a grip.” I desperately want to “have a clue.”

      Would you please elaborate on Point #4 above? I’d vey much like to profit from your wisdom. Please do share with us more about how “Obama and Hillary may be the worst thing ever to happen to our national safety.”

      Please. Educate me.

  2. capital gains are taxed as they are a result of a gamed system that allows accumulation of assets (cap gains).

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