I Hereby Volunteeer to Play Quarterback for Army
Read MoreHow’s it possible there are more than half a million enlisted men serving in the United States Army right now, and yet not a single one of them can throw a forward pass?
Should America Intervene in Syria?
Read MoreIs American intervention in Syria justified?
If so, what are the costs and consequences of taking military action?
How do these costs and consequences compare with the potential risks of non-intervention?
That’s what I’ll discuss in today’s column.
Would You Give This Man $5?
Read MoreWould you give this man five dollars?
Apparently, a complete stranger would. That’s precisely what happened earlier today, in a public restaurant, no less.
Now I Know What a Sex Doll Feels Like
Read MoreGetting face fucked can’t possibly be more unpleasant than sitting in a dentist’s chair for six hours.
That’s right — six gum gobbing hours.
Yesterday, during an all-day dentist appointment, I had more bodily fluid drooling out of my mouth than a meth whore. It got so bad that at one point my jaws started to cramp up.
SIX HOURS IN A DENTIST CHAIR. THE HORROR!
The Lunacy of the Lie Detector Test Federal Case
Read MoreA man named Chad Dixon, from Indiana has just been sentenced to eight months in a federal penitentiary.
His crime?
Teaching people how to beat a lie detector test.
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