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Posted by on Jan 6, 2014 in Blog, Politics | 6 comments

Stopping Terrorism with Beer and Pussy

 

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Any religion that forbids enjoying life is a fucking straight jacket.  I mean, what kind of routine requires that you pray five times a day?  Why doesn’t someone jump up and say,“how come we’re praying more than anyone else on earth, and we’re still the poorest motherfuckers on the planet?”

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Posted by on Jan 5, 2014 in Blog, Movie Reviews | 4 comments

Imitation of Life

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Juanita Moore died a few days ago.

If you don’t know that name, you’re not alone.  I didn’t know her either.

But I do remember her most memorable film role, in what was (and remains) one of the most groundbreaking movies ever made.  The name of that film is Imitation of Life.

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Posted by on Jan 5, 2014 in Blog, Rants and Raves | 1 comment

Animals R Us

 

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What makes us perceive similar things so differently?

For instance, two things can be almost identical.  They can be the same size and shape.  They can provide the same benefits, or pose the same dangers.  So why would one thing be cherished, while the other is feared?

Let’s take the DNA of two mammals (see below).  They’re about the same size and shape.  They’re closely related as species.  They both live in cities.  However, we perceive one as a sweet and fuzzy creature, while the other is vermin.

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Posted by on Jan 4, 2014 in Blog, Sports Betting | 2 comments

What I Think of Jerry Jones (and NFL Playoff Games)

 

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The NFL playoffs begin today.

Like all but one of each of the last 18 years, the Dallas Cowboys will not be among this weekend’s winners.  That’s 17 of the last 18 Januarys spent at home.

This may seem unremarkable unless you consider the perpetual disappointment of this wasted franchise.  Do you think the Detroit Lions or Buffalo Bills would be ranked near the top of NFL team memorabilia sales if they posted just one playoff victory in 18 years?  Somebody is fooling somebody here.  There are a lot of fools drinking Cowboy Kool-aid.

And therein lies the wicked wizardry of the man responsible for brewing the punch, behind the curtain, at the controls, pulling the levers.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jerry Jones.

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