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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Jun 15, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves | 9 comments

I Don’t Like Native Folk Dancing

Is there anything more pathetic than native folk dancing?

Seriously.

I mean, except for infants, lacrosse, and light beer. And of course — Sheldon Adelson.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Jun 12, 2013 in Blog, Music and Concert Reviews, Rants and Raves | 770 comments

If You’re Under 25, Your Music is Fucking Garbage

You show me a machine or a computer program that can match the stellar majesty of Lauritz Melchior singing “Nessun Dorma,” and I’ll acknowledge it as music. Until then, it’s fucking garbage.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 26, 2013 in Blog, Travel | 4 comments

New Orleans Short Stories (5): Junk Science

For unknown reasons, this flight is absolutely packed with children and infants. A couple of dozen. You’d think a flight between New Orleans and Las Vegas – the two most hedonistic cities in America – wouldn’t have many kids. But this one does.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 19, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Restaurant Reviews | 7 comments

Calling for a Boycott of Starbucks’ Jizz Cake!

Starbucks makes strong coffee. I love strong coffee. So, I love Starbucks.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

But Seattle, we have a problem.

Your pastries suck!

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 17, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Rants and Raves | 3 comments

Any Poker Player Who Buys a Lottery Ticket is an Idiot!

In response to all the hype about tomorrow’s $500 million jackpot, I have a comment.

Any poker player who buys a lottery ticket is an idiot.

Ooops. Allow me to revise that.

Anyone who buys a lottery ticket is an idiot. However, poker players deserve to be singled out as a special class. They should know better.