Right on Target

RIGHT ON TARGET !

Read: As Target Names New CEO, Stock Tumbles 10% As DEI Hit And Tariffs Drag On Sales

Don’t let the automatic door hit you in the ass on your way out, you overpaid leech.

Target’s bloodsucking CEO, who was somehow paid a whopping $77.5 million in compensation only a few years ago for running a bunch of tidied up K-Marts, got the pink slip. Drop off your red vest at personnel, Brian. And, there will be some papers for you to sign when you pick up your final check. Oh, and the unemployment office opens at 9 am Monday morning.

Hit the fucking bricks, pal!

Brian Cornell, the corporate barnacle who gleefully took his cut out of each bottle of bleach and speck of laundry detergent with every customer purchase, made the catastrophic decision to end Target’s diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs, which triggered an ongoing customer boycott nationwide. Nice going!

The company was also slammed financially in the midst of Trump’s destructive tax-hike tariff’s, which are now beginning to ripple-rock the economy and hurt consumers. Oh, and CEOs apparently, too.

You know the old saying–what goes around comes around.

Quote:

“Target said people were scaling back spending over worries about the impact of tariffs and the state of the economy. The company also said customer boycotts affected sales.”

Now Brian, let me use a popular line from your favorite reality-TV show president:

YOU’RE FIRED !

#sweetjustice