More Poker Photos from My Collection

Photo: At the 2002 World Series of Poker….with no grey hair yet
Read MoreHere’s another edition of my private collection of poker photography.

Photo: At the 2002 World Series of Poker….with no grey hair yet
Read MoreHere’s another edition of my private collection of poker photography.

Most people aren’t funny.
By this, I mean people who are not professional stand-up comedians. In other words, unless you are paid frequently to tell jokes and entertain total strangers while standing beneath a bright spotlight, then zip it, okay? While there’s a real comedian onstage talking, please keep your thoughts to yourself. Don’t interrupt the performer. Got that?
Here, let me try and make myself a little more clear:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Read MoreThis year’s convention includes a keynote address by one of the most distasteful people in America. Online poker nemesis, robber baron, political oligarch, warmonger, and all-around despicable human being Sheldon Adelson will pollute the merry gathering with his pompous views.

Read MoreFew common annoyances are more irritating than waiting in a long line.
Except for one thing.

Read MoreIt’s been a while since I updated my “loathing and fear” list.
Listed in no particular order, here are 101 people, places, and things I can’t stand at this very moment: