The Poker Onion (Part One)
Read MoreTHE ONION is one of my favorite websites.
THE ONION mocks current events by posting completely fabricated news stories which tend to be wickedly funny. It’s essentially a news site where absolutely nothing is true. Sort of like watching FOX NEWS — except it’s far more humorous.
The real gems are articles that appear utterly ridiculous. But when reading a bit closer between the lines, they reveal some startling truths about an issue. Take a look at THE ONION and I’ll bet you won’t be able to leave the site before laughing your ass off while nodding your head in agreement at the witty satire.
Ten years or so ago I wrote several “Onion-esque” poker stories. None of these stories are/were true, of course. I’m posting them here for the first time. These articles originally appeared at POKERPAGES.COM between 2000-2002.
Prior to each article here, I’ve added a few notes from memory in order to place them into proper context. Again, keep in mind these “stories” were written more than ten years ago, long before the so-called “poker boom.” So, in some aspects, they’re dated.
This is the first of a two-part series.
