I Hereby Volunteeer to Play Quarterback for Army
Read MoreHow’s it possible there are more than half a million enlisted men serving in the United States Army right now, and yet not a single one of them can throw a forward pass?
Read MoreHow’s it possible there are more than half a million enlisted men serving in the United States Army right now, and yet not a single one of them can throw a forward pass?
Read MoreIs American intervention in Syria justified?
If so, what are the costs and consequences of taking military action?
How do these costs and consequences compare with the potential risks of non-intervention?
That’s what I’ll discuss in today’s column.
Read MoreWould you give this man five dollars?
Apparently, a complete stranger would. That’s precisely what happened earlier today, in a public restaurant, no less.
Read MoreGetting face fucked can’t possibly be more unpleasant than sitting in a dentist’s chair for six hours.
That’s right — six gum gobbing hours.
Yesterday, during an all-day dentist appointment, I had more bodily fluid drooling out of my mouth than a meth whore. It got so bad that at one point my jaws started to cramp up.
SIX HOURS IN A DENTIST CHAIR. THE HORROR!
Read MoreA man named Chad Dixon, from Indiana has just been sentenced to eight months in a federal penitentiary.
His crime?
Teaching people how to beat a lie detector test.
Read MoreWould someone please explain to me what’s going on?
Am I stuck inside a time machine?
Today, it was 106 degrees outside. One-oh-six. I haven’t lost a single dollar on the NFL regular season, yet. A few days ago, we went to a summer barbecue.
Of course, all this can mean only one thing.
It’s the Christmas season.

“Poker Night in America” is now rolling along nicely following an exciting debut production at the Turning Stone Resort Casino, in Upstate New York. Here’s a video:
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Read MoreMEET LEE DAVY
Lee Davy is a complex man who defies simple description.
Read MoreA 67-year-old man from India died last week. Actually, he was murdered. His name was Narendra Dabholkar.
Chances are you’ve never heard of him, until now.