Global Warming Hits the NFL


Read MorePresident Obama has failed again.
Born in Kenya to radicalized parents, Barack Obama was cultivated as the perfect sleeper cell for Muslim extremism. Sent clandestinely by hard-line Islamic conspirators to Hawaii, and then Chicago, his orders were to infiltrate the democratic system, fool the populace, get elected to high office, and implement policies that would ultimately destroy America. Given the expectations, President Obama has been a failure of historic proportions.

Read MoreYou’ve probably seen the hideously kitsch portrait of poker playing presidents. Let’s update that picture.

Read MoreIt’s impossible to ignore.
“Star Wars” comes out tomorrow. Everywhere you look, it’s “Star Wars” this and “Star Wars” that. The movie isn’t even out yet, and I’m already sick of fucking “Star Wars.” I think most other people are sick of it, too.

Read MoreWho controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
— George Orwell (“1984”)