Holy fucking batman balls! This is real!
Not “fake news.”
Real.
READ THE WHOLE BAFFLING STORY HERE
Trump’s big announcement today was this: $99 bucks for a complete set of “digital trading cards,” basically imaginary online fuck-the-sucker tokens (NFTs). Act now! Only 45,000 sets are in circulation!
It’s not a bird. It’s not a plane! It’s SUPERGRIFTERMAN!
Here’s the announcement quote directly from the ORANGE HORNET:
“Trump said on his Truth Social platform that the “Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection,” can be collected like baseball cards and stored digitally. They cost $99 each and people who buy them are also entered into a sweepstakes for prizes including a golf outing with the former Republican president.”
It’s rare I lose my ability to come up with words.
This is one such occasion.
