Nolan Dalla

Loathing and Fear in Las Vegas: 101 Things I Dislike About the World

 

 

It’s been a while since I updated my “loathing and fear” list.

Listed in no particular order, here are 101 people, places, and things I can’t stand at this very moment:

 

Spiders

Merlot wine

Star Wars movies

FOX News

Justin Bieber

Drunks in public

Lizards

Fake breasts

Hummers and BMWs

All New York and Los Angeles sports teams

 

 

Anything named “Kardashian”

Dallas Cowboys fans (1990 to present)

Young poker punks

South Carolina

Soft/melted ice cream

Grasshoppers

Dell Computers

Any “Light” or “Lite” beer whatsoever

Colin Kaepernick

Plastic eating utensils

 

 

Cleaning out the cat box

Philadelphia, PA

Nightclubs / DJs / Eardrum-splitting techno-music

Lebron James

Humidity

Golf shirts

Fast food of any kind

Road construction during rush hour

Lacrosse

Chatty waiters

 

 

Infants

Inattentive bartenders

Religious nuts

New Jersey goombahs / Sopranos copycats / Jersey Shore wannabe’s

Smart phone addicts

Any title show that starts off “Housewives of ….”

The NRA

Monte Carlo

Auto racing

Bad beat poker stories

 

 

Spirit Airlines

Neo-conservatives

People who don’t say “please” and “thank you”

Ketchup

Flavored butter / Margarine

Anything that needs to be assembled

Walmart / Sam’s Club

Liquor in plastic bottles

Anyone who uses “Rev.” in front of their name

Poor personal hygiene

 

 

Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer

Summer blockbuster movies

The New York Times

Stupid American tourists (overseas)

Nouveaux cuisine

UFO hunters

Talapia

Excessive patriotism / jingoism

Pharmaceutical salespeople

The TSA

 

 

P.F. Chang’s

John F. Kennedy — a myth and a fraud

Fortune tellers

Bad tippers

Intelligence agencies (CIA, NSA, DIA)

Anti-intellectualism

Any food product out of a box or can

Drugs

Royalty from any country of any kind

Lip-synching

 

 

George W. Bush

NBC Nightly News

People who mumble (especially when leaving voice mail messages)

Britney Spears (see lip-synching)

Sheldon Adelson

Anything to do with Donald Trump

People who interrupt me while I’m speaking

Cruelty to animals in any form

Gravy

Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon on “Pardon the Interruption”

 

White Shoes

Brown shoes

Anything other than black shoes

Polyester clothing

Neckties without a tie-clip

Nerds who wait in line for days waiting for new high-tech products (iPhone 6)

False hype

Whitney Houston

Fads

Confederate flags

 

 

And finally, number 101….

Writing early in the morning

 

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go take a nap.

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