Nolan Dalla

Slaughterhouse 2013: Running Cold at the World Series of Poker

 

 

Stop bitching, people.

Do I look like the person in charge of air conditioning inside the Rio?

I’ve got two words for all those delicate little daisy flowers who have been complaining non-stop since day one that the tournament rooms inside the Rio and the World Series of Poker are kept way too cold.

Those two words are as follows:  Man Up.

Seriously.

 

Yesterday, one young woman screamed at me for five minutes.  She complained that she was “freezing.”  I couldn’t help but notice what she was wearing.  Practically nothing.  Not that I’m complaining about her wardrobe selection for the day.

And the guys who mostly complain about the sub-freezing temperatures are almost always dressed in shorts and a t-shirt.  That’s it.

If you’re too cold, then bring a sweater.  Or, maybe a parka and a ski mask would be more suitable.

Tell you what.  Here’s the solution.  We’ll make sure the WSOP gift shop carries plenty of Snuggies.

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