Anyone out there like free money?
Well, tonight I’m giving it away. For. Free.
You can thank me later.
Let me ask you all something. Can you keep a secret? Don’t bullshit me. I mean — if I share something with you, will you promise to keep this in total confidence? You can’t be out there blabbering that you have the inside info because that’s my domain. Do not tread on me.
Okay then? Do we have an agreement? Good.
Today, I have a play that’s as good as 24-carrot gold locked in a Swiss Bank account. That means just one thing — load up.
Back up the truck and open the fucking doors. We don’t take any prisoners.
I should probably be selling this pick for $500 a clip. That would be cheap. But instead, I’m going to release it for free because I’m kind and generous at heart. Plus, I haven’t given my loyal peeps a free play in quite a while since my teaser wheel hit the shit fan and covered us all in brown 6 months ago, so let’s just call this a bit of a payback apology. If you need a bailout game — in other words if baseball and baskets have been busting your balls — it’s time to look across the channel for salvation and dial-up a winner over in Spain. That’s the reach of my ever-extending tentacles, but not the boundary of my imagination. In sports betting, the world is my oyster.
Forget about me handicapping this weekend’s game for you. You wouldn’t understand any of it any, you poor things. Think of it this way. When a world-class chef rolls out a five-course dinner, you don’t ask how the escargot was fried — do you? No! You just offer up a plate and say — gee, those were good! You ask the chef — Sir, may I have another?
Okay, your wish is granted.
Take this play to the bank. Bet REAL MADRID in soccer for Saturday’s game. They are playing some bitch ass crap team from Barcelona which should be run off the field tonight. Lay the price, and thank me later.
If you people are kind, I’ll be posting other soccer plays. Or, you can send me $500 and I’ll enroll you into my private VIP Cub. Better yet, just bet $500 on Real Madrid, and then send me the $500 after you win. Then, I’ll roll out all my picks for free.
This European soccer stuff is going to be like fertilizing a fucking tree. Stand back and watch it grow.
PICK OF THE WEEK:
REAL MADRID vs. ESPANYOL
Note: The game goes off on Saturday, May 16th.