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Posted by on May 1, 2014 in Blog, Rants and Raves | 3 comments

The Mother’s Joy Raisin Brand Conspiracy

 

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So wrong!

 

Look at this travesty!  Look what I saw in the grocery store yesterday!

Do you see what I see?

It’s MOTHER’S JOY!

 

That’s the same pig feed brand I purchased accidentally a few months ago, totally by mistake.

READ THE PREVIOUS STORY HERE

I had gone to the store and I picked up the wrong box, which was easy to do because the two boxes look almost the same!  Add that I’m colorblind, and the two boxes become a total mind maze.

Check out the photo I snapped in the same store yesterday.  Now, do you see why I made the error?  See, I’m not dumb after all.  They put the shit cereal — the MOTHER’S JOY — right smack dab next to the good cereal, which is Kellogg’s Raisin Brand.  So confusing.  So wrong!  The Kellogg’s Raisin Brand is more than twice as expensive.  That should tell you something about quality.  If they gave me a free box of MOTHER’S JOY Raisin Brand and begged me to take it home, I wouldn’t eat it.  Not if I were a starving child!

Do not buy MOTHER’S JOY!

I realized something else and I think I’m on to something serious.  About three weeks ago, I gulped down three full bowls of the MOTHER’S JOY before I realized it tasted like shit.  It was 3 am, and I was hungry.  My taste buds were numb from drinking.  Boy, did I pay the price.

It was only a few days later that I started having serious back trouble.  I mean back trouble so excruciatingly painful, I couldn’t move, let alone walk.  Suddenly, I did the math. even though I really suck at math.  First, I ate the MOTHER’S JOY.  Second, I was rolled into a fetal position sucking my thumb.  1+1=2.

Quod est demonstratum.

But now, here’s the real kicker to my story.  In doing some research I found that a website did a taste test of corn flakes-based cereals.  The MOTHER’S JOY won the contest!  Are you believing that shit!  MOTHER’S JOY beat out Kellogg’s, and the Post products.  That’s insane!

LINK HERE

Next time, I intend to make a complaint to the grocery store manager.  He must be totally unaware of the problem.  I wonder how many other innocent people were fooled by the confusing cereal placement on the shelf and picked up the MOTHER’S JOY by mistake.  I’ll bet quite a few.  Only they don’t write blogs, so you never hear about it.  It’s like a hidden shame.  What happened to investigative journalism?

Thank goodness for me, huh?  Now, you all know better.  Now, you won’t get fooled.

It’s a conspiracy, I’m telling you.  So, let this be yet another warning:  Watch out what you buy!  Do not buy the MOTHER’S JOY Raisin Brand!

MOTHER’S JOY is an imposter!

3 Comments

  1. in fairness sir, the kellogg’s is prominently displayed and as you mentioned, the cost is more than twice as much. plenty of stores do “tricks” like this usually to get people to buy in house products instead of band names. at least in this case the brand name is clearly displayed.

    this is similar to one blackjack table paying 3-2 and the one next to it paying 6-5. caveat emptor.

  2. Sorry, but Mother’s Joy probably paid for the shelf space next to Kellogg’s, so unless you plan on bidder higher than Mother’s Joy, I doubt you will see it moved.

  3. Man, people who are color blind shouldn’t be allowed to propagate for that very reason.

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