Round and ’round they go. Where they stop, nobody knows.
All this week, a gaggle of flag-humping truckers who call themselves “the Peoples’ Freedom Convoy” keep circling around Washington, D.C.
They’re going around in circles. Hundreds of these trucker twats are packing the outer beltway circling like fools. For the second straight day, they’ve strangled Washington’s major highways like ringworms, intentionally choking traffic while making the long oval-shaped trip through Virginia, then across state lines to Maryland, and then back south to Virginia again, and then up north, and then over again and again.
Round and ’round they go. Where they stop, nobody knows.
Indeed, nobody seems to know what exactly they’re doing there. No one seems to know what their demands are. But they’re sure pissing off hundreds of thousands of people who live in the Greater-DC area and many East Coasters commute along I-95. Great move, truckers! Blocking traffic on some of the busiest highways in the United States is a sure way to win over sympathy for your cause, whatever the hell your “cause” is.
Please, go home and eat another chicken-fried steak.
Protests take money, and some crazed right-wing pro-Trump group is reportedly funding these morons. Dark money, for sure. Dumb money, certainly. A pointless waste of time, absolutely. All for what?
One trucker was quoted as saying he’s upset about high gas prices. Yeah, what a great way to show your outrage — by wasting thousands of gallons of diesel fuel driving in circles to nowhere.
What goddamned idiots.
Some of the truckers claim they’re protesting COVID mandates. That’s really strange too, since there are no federal mandates on most activities any longer, and whatever restrictions existed have mostly been lifted. So, there goes that tasty bug–right up a hairy trucker ass.
Then, what are they doing, and why are they doing it? What makes a trucker drive endlessly on a loop around a huge city?
I think I figured it out.
They’re trying to find a Stuckey’s.
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