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Posted by on Jan 15, 2014 in Blog | 5 comments

What Do All These Famous People Have in Common?

 

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Let’s play a game.

It’s kinda’ like trivia, but not quite.

Here’s the deal.  Scroll down gradually and examine each photograph.  There’s no rush.  Take your time.  You should be able to identify most of these people in the photos.  If you don’t know a particular name, that’s okay.  It’s written below each photograph.

Each of these famous people has one thing in common.  A common link ties them all together.  I doubt if most of you will identify the common thread quickly, at least until close to the end, where the clues make the answer more obvious.  See how long it takes you to figure it out.

Ready to play?

Okay, let’s begin.

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Posted by on Jan 14, 2014 in Blog, Essays, Uncategorized | 5 comments

Why Is This Type of Discrimination Acceptable?

 

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Go ahead.  Laugh.

It’s funny.  We’ve all been stuck on airplanes and seen things like this.

But it’s also sad — and very, very wrong.

All too often, fat people serve as our punchlines.  It remains open season on them year around.  Everyone from Rosanne Barr, to Gov. Chris Christie, to the fat kid in your fourth-grade math class has been the defenseless target of wisecracks.  It’s happened all of our lives, and it still goes on.

Why in the world do we do this?  Let me put it another way.  Why do we do this to people we care about — including those who aren’t even famous — who simply happen to carry a bit more weight than average?  What gives us license to openly ridicule them?  What makes this type of behavior acceptable?

Think about it.  No decent human being would dare to make fun of someone based on their skin color.  Or, because they have a physical deformity.  Or, due to other factors largely beyond their control.  But it’s perfectly acceptable in our society to laugh at fat people and make their lives as uncomfortable as possible.  Can someone explain why this is so?

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Posted by on Jan 7, 2014 in Blog | 0 comments

Gay Rights — Redux

 

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If there’s one thing I hope readers gather from my writings, it’s that opinion-forming is (and must be) an evolutionary process.  An ongoing process.  Infinity.

Once, I was interviewed and was asked if I expect to have the same set of beliefs several years from now that I hold at this moment.

“I certainly hope not,” I replied.

I wasn’t joking.  Think of it this way.  When we aren’t learning, when we aren’t evolving, when we’re not asking questions of ourselves, we are in fact — dying.

Isaac Asimov wrote, “Your assumptions are your windows on the world.  Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t shine in.”

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Posted by on Jan 6, 2014 in Blog, Essays, Politics, What's Left | 5 comments

Stopping Terrorism with Beer and Pussy

 

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Any religion that forbids enjoying life is a fucking straightjacket.  I mean, what kind of routine requires that you pray five times a day?  Why doesn’t someone jump up and say,“how come we’re praying more than anyone else on earth, and we’re still the poorest motherfuckers on the planet?”

 

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It’s time to get serious about ending global terrorism.

Let’s quit pretending we’ve got the tiger by the tail, because we don’t.  Drastic times call for drastic measures, and I’ve got the perfect solution.

Open up a shitload of bars and nightclubs inside every Muslim country.  Carpet bomb them with liquor.  Just do it.  Forget about dropping humanitarian leaflets and care packages.  Ship in bar stools, announce it’s happy hour, and let the free-pouring begin.  Then, turn up the music.  Loud.  Political extremism and acts of terror would dry up faster than the Cincinnati Bengals’ Super Bowl hopes.

Imagine what it must be like living inside a hard-core Muslim society.  They’re basically giant prison camps.  You’d go mad.  Every sphere of daily life is suffocated by religion.  Since drinking alcohol is strictly forbidden by the Koran, most of these countries don’t have a single bar or nightclub where people can go and hang out.

And that’s the problem.

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Posted by on Dec 23, 2013 in Blog, Essays, Personal | 3 comments

Every Day is Christmas Morning

 

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You know what I want for Christmas?

Nothing.

That’s right.  Absolutely nothing at all.

Please.  I beg of you.  I don’t want anyone going out and buying me a gift.

“What!  Is this a protest against Christmas,” you ask?

No.  I’m not Grinch.  I’m not Scrooge.

In fact, I’m extraordinarily fortunate, which is what I am.  Lucky beyond the stars.  And if you’re reading this, odds are you’re lucky, too.  Whatever the barometer is for quality of life, we are both incredibly fortunate to be within the top five percent of all the people who have ever lived on this earth.  Maybe higher.  Perhaps even in the top one percent.  Even the poorest people living in Western countries probably rank in the top ten percent of all humanity that’s existed.

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