When it comes to political chastity, the Republican Party has no business wearing a white gown.
Oh sure, last week they put on a beautiful wedding. It was lovely. The bride resembled a flower of innocence. She escorted the perfectly-pressed Mitt Romney down the aisle, all the way up to the altar of their party’s presidential nomination.
But before reluctantly tying this uneasy knot and finally settling on the class nerd, the couple went through an ugly courtship period. While dating Mitt, these same Republicans pretty much screwed the entire football team on the side.
Indeed — before being forced to tie the bonds of politial matrimony, these same Republicans slept with just about every living and breathing soul — both in and out of their class. They sucked every cock. Every hole was luciously filled. Their pre-convention gang bang included men and women, Blacks and Whites. Call it an orgy of desperation.
Let’s go back and look at this bride’s recent past, shall we? A warning — it’s not pretty.
LOVE INTEREST #1 — Before the Republican Primaries began last summer, party faithful courted none other than Donald Trump. Incredibly, the party classroom was so void of a real charmer, they had to look way down the hall where they found an egotistical rich kid, who was only too happy to enjoy a quick romp with the cheerleader. After Trump had his way and milked a few months of cheap publicity out of the relationship, he pretty much spurned her further advances and went back to being the class jerk.Read More