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Posted by on Dec 4, 2016 in Blog | 3 comments

2016 NFL Regular Season: Week #13






I might be the shittiest handicapper in the universe.  Seriously.

Still, I’ve posted enough point spread/teaser wheel winners to be a whopping 11.2 percent ahead of the season.  Stuff that in your Christmas stocking, my friends.  While your 401 K gathers micro dust, I’m pumping out pure profit almost every week.  But hey, as you all know — I’ve been doing this for quite a while.  I know — you’re jealous.

Here’s another thought:  For you fuckers who faded me (you should see the e-mails I get on this after an occasional bad week), what in the hell are you going to do for the holidays?  You must be broke, by now.  You poor things.  One would think you’d have learned your lesson since fading me would have produced just one winning season over the past five seasons.  Fade me on every pick I’ve posted since I started doing this back in 2012 and you’d be stuck about 75 grand right now.  Seventy-five g’s.  Poor fuckers.  Fade away.

Okay, so I’m crowing a little.

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Posted by on Nov 20, 2016 in Blog | 1 comment

2016 NFL Regular Season: Week #11


A bicycle came to rest in the southbound turn lanes of Rose Drive at Imperial Highway after its rider was struck by a Lexus ES 330. According to Placentia Police Sgt. Ken Alexander, the cyclist was riding east out of a driveway at the Rose Imperial Plaza, between a Del Taco and a Flame Broiler restaurant, and began to cross the street about 50 yards north of the crosswalk at Imperial Highway. He rode into the path of the Lexus which was traveling southbound on Rose Drive.


My teaser wheel suffered what you might call a “temporary setback” last week.  The New England Patriots shit all over the bed, thus negating what would otherwise have been a monster 11-2 week.

Fortunately, I have my contingency strategy in play — the martingale system — which is about to kick in.  My martingale system will not only recoup last week’s losses, but it will also generate the profit we should have won before the Patriots got the call for Roger Goodell and decided to screw me.

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Posted by on Nov 13, 2016 in Blog | 1 comment

2016 NFL Regular Season: NFL Week #10


Frank Zappa (27), leader der "The Mothers of Invention", einer Rock-Gruppe, die wegen ihrer drastischen Kritik an amerikanischer Politik auf dem Index der US-Sender stehen, besucht Hamburg am Wochenende mit seiner Gruppe zu einem zweistuendigen "shock -in" (AP-Photo/ESH) 5.1.1968


Listen up, my children.

When it comes to sports betting, I’m the “mother of invention.”

Consider yourselves lucky.  I have a new invention.  And I’m sharing it for free.  Gather around.  Listen.  Learn.  Today’s lesson:  “Teaser Wheel Martingales.”

If you’ve been reading my website for any length of time, by now you’re undoubtedly aware of my magnum opus creative brainchild, known as the “teaser wheel.”

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Posted by on Nov 6, 2016 in Blog, Sports Betting | 5 comments

2016 NFL Regular Season: Week #9




When the glorious history of football handicapping someday gets written, I’m expecting a platitude of praise for my greatest contribution to sports wagering science — the teaser wheel.

They laughed at Aristotle.  They laughed at Pathagaras.  They laughed at all the greats.  For it is they and they alone who dared to think outside the box of conventional wisdom.  They challenged the basic assumptions of their times and even threatened the establishment with their ideas.  So it is also with my teaser wheel.

Last week, I was down to my final out, and last dollar.  So, I no other choice but to dust off “old faithful,” which spewed a big profit.  I nearly doubled my bankroll in a single day.  Like I said, there should be statues commissioned for what I’m doing for NFL bettors.  Here’s the game-by-game breakdown:

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