Sen. Rand Paul, the Lying Libertarian Hypocrite

 

 

Rand Paul, the frequently humiliated “Often-Wrong-Never-In-Doubt” Kentucky junior senator with really, really bad hair is suddenly experiencing an epiphany.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Those are the bells inside the self-professed libertarian’s little head ringing like church bells after the terrible (climate change contributing) wacko December tornados in his home state that will certainly move the awful death toll to well over 150.

After years of BLOCKING federal relief after virtually every national disaster, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW the Trumper troglodyte finally wants some federal help! And he demands it IMMEDIATELY!

 

This Kentucky ringworm has preached the gospel against “all things government” ever since he oozed from the amoeba of some political jargon planted in the Dark Ages. He repeatedly lambasted Dr. Anthony Fauci in numerous public confrontations, often getting his ass handed to him in a handbasket as Fauci carved up the ex-Ophthalmologist like Henry VIII tabled at turkey feast.

Rand Paul to NY-NJ-CT after Hurricane Sandy in 2012: Fuck you, you’re on your own.

Rand Paul to TX-LA after Hurricane Harvey in 2017: Fuck you, you’re on your own.

Rand Paul to PR after Hurricane Maria: Fuck you, you’re on your own.

Rand Paul in Kentucky night now: “FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, PLEASE HELP US!”

You fucking slob. Of course, Americans will help Americans, even those dumb enough to vote this clown into office repeatedly while he hypocrites himself to new lows.

Rand Paul is a hypocritical shitbag. Let’s not forget that.

 

Oh so now Rand Paul wants disaster aid from the federal government?