IRAN TELLS TRUMP….”LOOK AT ME, I’M THE CAPTAIN, NOW.”
So, the incompetent corrupt imbecilic deranged idiot who doesn’t bother to read his own government’s intelligence reports…..who won’t listen to his own advisors….who naively disregards experts with a lifetime of diplomatic experience in the field….who has no grasp of history….who learned nothing at all from two previous failed wars in the Middle East…..who lies incessantly to everyone…..and who (by his own admission!) decided to follow his “gut feelings” to attack a mighty powerful and proud and clearly dangerous nation of 90 million buttressed with the world’s 10th largest armed forces, and is loaded with ballistic missiles and drones with close proximity to multiple targets throughout the region (including U.S. bases), and has developed strong alliances with both Russia and China.
Any more bright ideas, orange dumb-ass?
The pathetic fool badly miscalculated every step of the way of this preposterous war — and LOST. Correction: Make that, the UNITED STATES and all of us lost (at least up to this point). Iran, while weakened militarily, has gained everywhere else, and now indirectly controls much of the world’s oil supply and by consequence, several dozen economies. They will become richer and thus more powerful due to this colossal mistake and preposterous miscalculation, and astounding as it all sounds, Iran has become more credible in much of the world in the way this conflict is now perceived.
This is one cluster-fuck of a failure after failure after another, and it’s all due to the biggest failure of all — the clown show known as the Presidency of Donald Trump (and the equally-appalling Netanyahu war machine in Israel, which is just as complicit in the mess they created and have made catastrophically worse).
“Peace Talks” in Pakistan went nowhere. In fact, they appeared doomed from the start if we examine the absurdity of demands by both sides who were so far apart Artemis couldn’t have bridged the gap. Ho hum. Yet, another failure. Things went so badly, the Three Stooges (Vance, Kushner, Wittkoff) gave up, hopped on a plane this morning and said bye-bye. *No deal* means Iran WINS. After all, it is they who will run the show, continue to defy Trump’s excruciating lies (“…..they have no military, they have no navy, they are defeated, we won, their leaders are all dead”—HE SAID ALL THAT TODAY!)…..umm, anyone sane buying that line of bullshit?
The 2026 Iran-US War has turned into the shocking scene from the movie based on the true story of a giant America tanker-ship sailing in the dangerous waters of that part of the world when the pirates seize control, take over, and the captain has no cards left to play.
Yes —— Iran is the captain now.
Well done, MAGA! This shit is all on you. Every death. All the loss. Every bit of the pain. And if you don’t care about that, then watch the global economy in the next few weeks.
I have no idea how anyone is going to clean up this mess.
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Note: While war is waging, economies are suffering, global markets are reeling, energy prices are soaring……DONALD TRUMP IS ATTENDING A UFC FIGHT TONIGHT, in Miami.
Gee, maybe he can make a wise decision and pick a winner in something he actually cares about.