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Posted by on Apr 21, 2014 in Blog, Rants and Raves | 17 comments

Fuck Doctors! Fuck Insurance Companies! Fuck the Medical Establishment!

 

nolan-dalla

It’s noon on Monday.  Note the time, because it’s important.

I’m in serious pain right now.  It’s been so bad the last few days, I could not even write.  Just sitting down is excruciating.

Well, after nine days of severe lower back pain, I can’t take it anymore.

So, I finally decided to go see a doctor.

Making a doctor’s appointment seems like a routine task, right?  Here’s how it’s supposed to go:

(1)  Pick up the telephone,

(2)  Schedule a date and time, 

(3)  Go see the doctor.  

It seems easy.  Remember the good old days when such a thing was possible?  Remember when you could get decent and affordable health care here in the United States of America?

Well, those days are OVER.  They’re DONE.  And it’s all because of the medical establishment doing everything in their power to control the health care of everyone in this country.  They hire the best lobbyists.  They block avenues that would allow more doctors to enter the profession.  They run ads that lie.  They fool everyone into believing they really have everyone’s best health at heart.

Bullshit.

I’m pissed about this, and you should be, too.  We act as though being forced to wait for three weeks to see a specialist is considered normal.  We act as though waiting 90 minutes inside a doctor’s office surrounded by plastic furniture and 8-month old issues of Cosmopolitan and Sports Illustrated is what we expect.  In reality, we should all be royally pissed off because there’s no excuse really, other than doctors trying to destroy their competition and maintain a strict monopoly over the health care of 300 million people who are unfortunate enough to live under a system where PROFIT is the driving force behind the administration of medical treatment.  The dollar comes first.  Patients come second if they’re lucky.

Anyone who says this nation has the best medical care in the world is a fucking ass joker.  A bold-faced liar.  There’s no data whatsoever to back up their claims.  They don’t know shit about what they’re talking about.  And the problems of inaccessible care and long wait times are only getting worse so long as the medical establishment has everyone by the balls and continues to put on the squeeze.

The great irony about what’s happening right at this moment is, in many ways, I’m lucky.  After all, I have a decent health care plan.  Obviously, I rarely use it.  I almost never go and see a doctor.  Why should I, since I’m in good health?  I’m an easy patient.  I’m what you would call “low maintenance.”

But my back pain that’s been going on for nine days now finally convinced me to take action.  So, I checked online for some local doctors and started dialing.  Here’s what happened.

My first three phone calls to doctors ended abruptly.  “We’re not accepting new patients right now,” I was told over and over.  Three fucking times!  Not accepting new patients?  What’s that all about?  What kind of doctor is so goddamned busy they won’t see a new patient?  Can you imagine a restaurant saying, “we aren’t taking new customers right now, since we’re too busy?”  

Right now, it’s 12:15.  Again, the timing here is important.

Based on talking to many people who have encountered similar problems, all of this tells me there’s a severe shortage of doctors in America — and especially here in Las Vegas.  Might there be a solution?  Of course!  Let’s try this — we train and license more doctors (and other medical professionals).  In other words, get more people into the medical field to serve a greater public need.

Unfortunately, there’s a problem.  The medical establishment is strictly against this.  They don’t want more doctors serving the public.  They want a monopoly on all patients and treatments.  They want doctors’ offices filled to the brim with anxious patients waiting for hours at a time who are forced to put up with the bullshit of long waits and substandard health care  They want to run those in pain and desperately needing treatment through the medical maze-like cattle entering a slaughterhouse.

Well, I’ve had enough.  Fuck them!  This time, it’s personal.  And it’s time those who are fed up with putting up with all these needless waits and inaccessible “experts” rose up and did something about it.

We need more doctors!  We need more nurses!  This is especially true with an increasingly aging population, which will require more services in the years to come.  If we think the problem is bad now, then wait five years.  Or ten.  We’re going to make Argentina look like Johns Hopkins.

Trouble is, we aren’t producing more doctors.  We’re producing less — and many of those who come are from overseas.  They aren’t even trained in this country.  What kind of sick system is this?  So much of the laws of supply and demand.  Fuck those hypocrites who extol the virtues of the free market, and then want the entire pie for themselves.

Shocking as it might seem, there are fewer medical schools today than there were 30 years ago.  READ MORE HERE  Less medical schools!  Let that sink in for a moment.  There’s only one medical school in the entire state of Nevada.  One!  What in the fuck is going on?

By comparison, do you think a nation with so-called “socialized medicine” would have fewer medical professionals, despite an increase in population?  I’ve been treated for various things in Europe, and the system works fine.  Take a look at Western Europe.  There’s no American Medical Association over there to stonewall the training of new people.  Are there occasional waits for medical care over there?  Sure, sometimes.  But the idea that medical care in this country is superior for the average person to everywhere else is just a fucking farce repeated by clueless gasbags.

Screw you, gasbags!

My back is killing me right now.  It’s now 12:30.

So, as I said, three doctors told me they’re not accepting new patients right now.  Another doctor took my call right away (a good sign) and then started asking me all kinds of questions.  The first question they asked was — what kind of insurance do I have?  They also wanted to know what was my deductible.  So, let me get this straight.  I’m withering in pain right now, wanting to come in for a visit and clearly able to pay the fee.  And the major concern this doctor has is — HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME?

That was a slam down the phone moment.  I didn’t even say “goodbye.”  Any doctor who is more worried about how they’re getting paid upfront rather than showing some concern for my physical condition deserves an ear-drum blowout hang-up from me.  And that’s precisely what they got.

So right now, I’m on doctor number seven, and it’s 12:40.  If there’s an upside, at least I’m halfway through an article I had no intention of writing.

Why do I keep repeating the times, you ask?

Because this is HOW LONG I’ve been on hold during my latest phone call.  I dialed the number and then hit all the prompts.  Now, I’m forced to wait for what might be an eternity in order to just TALK TO A MEDICAL ASSOCIATE, probably someone making $11 an hour.  Hell, I haven’t even entered the office yet, and I’ve already burned 45 minutes of my time.  Is this really a place I want to take my business?  Is this a doctor I can have any faith in?  If they are already ass fucking me with a 45-minute wait in the phone JUST TO MAKE AND APPOINTMENT, what’s the service like at the office, or inside the cubicle, where I get to see The Great Dictator for perhaps 5 to 10 minutes — max.  If I’m lucky.

Now, it’s 12:55.

I’ve fucking had it.

Bang!  There goes another telephone.

The best medical care in the world, huh?  Yeah, right.  Obscene scheduling gauntlets.  Needless waits.  Minimal time spent with patients.  Overuse of prescription medication, as the pharmaceutical companies work hand-in-hand jacking off patients (note: the samples you receive are never “free”).  High out-of-pocket deductibles.  Too much “testing,” which is another sham designed to fatten the bill and ass fuck you and the insurance company.  And then, there’s the mind-maze of billing and insurance claims, which requires a law degree to understand.  Anyone who thinks this charade is “working” is just delusional.

Meanwhile, over in the UK or in Canada, you walk in and show your medical card, and that’s it.  Americans should be hanging their heads in shame for putting up with this monstrosity.

Fact:  America has the highest health-care costs in the world, by a whopping more than 60 percent over the next most expensive nation.  Yet we have maddening wait times, poor access to doctors, puzzling billing procedures, nauseating bureaucracy, and a bunch of paid con-men trying to sell average people that a single-payer health system of the kind that’s used in the rest of the industrialized world is a bad thing.

My back is still fucking killing me.  It’s now two hours since I dialed my first physician.  Right now, I’m nowhere close to getting an appointment than when I started.  And mind you — I have good health insurance and am in a position to pay.  I can only imagine the obstacles faced by people with lesser means and who don’t have any financial resources.

This nation’s health care is shameful.  There should be a revolution.  Some people on the other side of this argument deserve a major ass-kicking for what they are doing to people’s health and sanity.  I have no idea why so many good people put up with such a disgraceful health care system.

As for my back, the pain of going through this gang bang with doctors is far more frustrating.

And it’s just beginning.

Note:  Just to make it clear, this isn’t an isolated incident.  I’ve encountered the same problem with other members of the family trying to get access to good health care.

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17 Comments

  1. So sorry you are in pain, but it produced an excellent read!
    Having experienced this runaround while trying to get an appointment to see an orthopedic surgeon (and in order for Ins. to cover that visit, I had to see a specialist first, and he could not be a surgeon…go figure), I can relate.
    Anyway, as a stopgap, make an trip to the emergency room (if pain is too bad, which it sounds like). They will get you some drugs to ease the pain and can (most likely will) do some of the work you will need done anyway (xray, MRI, Scan). Many Ins plans treat the ER visit as a office visit charge or slightly higher. Well worth it if you are in need.

  2. Nolan:
    You have my sympathies for your excruciating back pain. As I’m sure you know by now, back pain can completely turn anyone’s life upside down and severely limit daily functioning.

    This won’t help you much right now, but there ARE some very rich people out there who understand the doctor shortage you’re complaining about. One of them even donated $225 million (yes $225 MILLION) to combat the problem:

    Raymond Perelman donates $225 million to University of Pennsylvania to train more doctors

    Admittedly, the problem is much bigger than what one centi-millionaire can handle, but your voice isn’t being unnoticed.

  3. Crawl on a plane come to tyler I will get you in to a doctor

  4. I agree with you.but I am wondering how you still have a phone you can slam down? Most people can only push an icon or button.

  5. been there with this B S through workers comp went from pain feeling in shoulder blade area to a doctor telling me my vertebra was crushed to mri telling them herniated disk . waiting a month to see specialist all the time working light duty (lol) to waking up in bed paralized .after two operations now have chronic pain for rest of my like, cant work any longer , from making 50 k a year to 20 k, am now on Social Security with no chance of improvement, so what im telling you , get your ass to doctor today n hope you can get treated !

  6. The only thing I agree with in this rant is your view on the AMA. The AMA is basically a union for doctors. They limit competition and increase barriers to enter the field. The rest of your rant is crap. You don’t even mention the elephant in the room – government involvement in healthcare. If the government wasn’t subsidizing this monstrosity, prices would return to normal as they have in the medical fields without government interference. IE Lasik surgery dropped from $2000 an eye to under $500 and with better quality. Why – because the government doesn’t subsidize it. Every other service or commodity you can think of goes down in price when more of it is sold EXCEPT healthcare. With more people needing healthcare the price should go down.

    As far as European healthcare – I witnessed my father go to the doctor in Mainz Germany on March 5th 1996 with chest pains. They took him in right away as you noted. He was told it was just indigestion and sent home with some pills. Five days later he died of a massive heart attack. I believe if he would have been in the US he probably would have received life saving by-pass surgery.

    So you are now experiencing the culmination of your liberal philosophy. Well man up because it’s only going to get worse.

    • What an A-hole you are. Blaming poor healthcare on liberals, when it’s the capitalist system and its mad rush to corporatize EVERYTHING that is truly to blame. Healthcare should not be a for-profit business that is only accessible to the rich. It is a basic human right and should be treated as such.

  7. Your lucky you did not get to see any doctor. You think they can help you? At least you will not get a bill from them, for not helping you. You did not have to listen to a bunch of bullshit from the nurses, and then the Wizard of Oz comes from behind the door , gives you an Rx that will cost a lot of money, and gives you new medical problems, maybe even hooks you for life on the drug.

    best just to stay home and watch Jerry Springer on TV, then go to the medical jerk offs for help

  8. Talk to me. 30 yrs of experience as a doctor and totally fucked over by self seeking and brainwashed upstarts seeking their own place in our world. I really would like to help. Our political and news media is a lie.
    pwrps.com

  9. Go see an Oriental doctor with acupuncture services. They charge about 50 dollars per session and fix you better than 99 percent “MD”s. Trust a system that has worked for many centuries.

    • Nolan Replies: Thanks for the suggestion. Read interesting things about acupuncture but have never tried it.

      — Nolan

  10. The UK isn’t perfect either. Yes, healthcare is free, but it can be a real pain to make an appointment. One reason is that a lot of clinics will only allow patients to make same-day apppointments. That means you have to call on the same day that you want the appointment. That doesn’t sound so bad, but couple that with the fact that the appointments are usually gone within the first ten minutes each morning. So if you want an appointment, you have to be on the phone at 8am trying to get through to the clinic. Chances are the phone line will be busy, and by time you do get through, all the appointments will be gone.

    • NOLAN REPLIES:

      Thanks for posting, Paul Jones. Sounds like what’s going on in the US, only here it costs us TWICE as much.

      — ND

  11. We need to kick the shit out of OUR congressman and senate they don’t have pain they don’t care!

  12. Our government is useless for working to improve the healthcare system. They help and support the insurance companies, lobbyists, and medical companies like spectrum health with bigger profits. As for common everyday people its the wild west and we’re on our own. Get enough people choosing alternatives to the traditional healthcare system or leaving the USA entirely due to illness then the healthcare system as a whole will fail entirely. We need a complete collapse. Choose almost any country including third world and the healthcare outcomes are better and the cost is certainly lower

  13. Great article! Just ran across it.
    The story of so many of us being screwed over by this too expensive, opaque, unsustainable , unreliable , inefficient, illogical and immoral “system”.
    We need Medicare4all and to say to the entrenched special interests…. fuck all y’all.

  14. I have severe mental illness to pay for, so I decided work for a well known transportation company that has excellent health insurance. There are positions like this next to any major airport. Get your lazy ass to work!

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