When I first heard today’s announcement, I thought it had to be a spoof.
There was no way this could be real.
But apparently, it’s true.
Donald Trump, the failed multi-bankrupted blowhard buffoon is actually releasing a new men’s fragrance. The cologne is called……
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The new cologne is called — “Success by Trump.”
I’m not kidding.
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The man who has declared bankruptcy three times….the man who has skipped out on countless numbers of creditors including small businesses….the man who has defrauded partners and investors….the man who ran an airline completely into the ground….the man who helped destroy an entire football league….the man who perpetuates myths and lies and never takes any responsibility….the man who is too much of a coward to run for public office yet still wants a voice in the national dialogue — yes indeed, that DONALD TRUMP — has just released his own product line. Remarkably, it’s a fragrance.
Sorry, Donald — this doesn’t pass the “smell test.”
Perhaps had you labeled your new product “Bankruptcy by Trump,” or “Screwing Small Businesses and Contractors by Trump,” there might be quite a market. After all, you’ve run from thousands of debt obligations over the years — including countless mom and pop operations who serviced your many companies — then, in an utter act of abominable defiance declared yourself to be worth $7 billion a year or so ago.
Seriously, how do you show your face in public, let alone appear on television as some kind of financial wizard? You, Sir, are a fraud and a phony and a liar.
Tell me – how do you manage to lose money owning three major casinos? You owned three money machines, practical printing presses, with the biggest lock on the most lucrative gambling action in the country. And you squandered it all, long before competition come in from other states (so, don’t pull out that lame excuse). Only a magician could manage to do that. You are David Copperfield when it comes to money and trust. When you’re on stage, it all disappears.
I can’t even imagine what your cologne smells like. But if it’s anything like your character, it’s probably like the sludge caking the bottom of a sewer.