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Posted by on Oct 18, 2012 in Blog, Politics | 3 comments

Donald Trump Fails the Smell Test

Evil Donald Trump

 

When I first heard today’s announcement, I thought it had to be a spoof.

There was no way this could be real.

But apparently, it’s true.

Donald Trump, the failed multi-bankrupted blowhard buffoon is actually releasing a new men’s fragrance.  The cologne is called……

 

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The new cologne is called — “Success by Trump.”

I’m not kidding.

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Donald Trump Success

 

The man who has declared bankruptcy three times….the man who has skipped out on countless numbers of creditors including small businesses….the man who has defrauded partners and investors….the man who ran an airline completely into the ground….the man who helped destroy an entire football league….the man who perpetuates myths and lies and never takes any responsibility….the man who is too much of a coward to run for public office yet still wants a voice in the national dialogue — yes indeed, that DONALD TRUMP — has just released his own product line.  Remarkably, it’s a fragrance.

Sorry, Donald — this doesn’t pass the “smell test.”

Perhaps had you labeled your new product “Bankruptcy by Trump,” or “Screwing Small Businesses and Contractors by Trump,” there might be quite a market.  After all, you’ve run from thousands of debt obligations over the years — including countless mom and pop operations who serviced your many companies — then, in an utter act of abominable defiance declared yourself to be worth $7 billion a year or so ago.

Seriously, how do you show your face in public, let alone appear on television as some kind of financial wizard?  You, Sir, are a fraud and a phony and a liar.

Tell me – how do you manage to lose money owning three major casinos?  You owned three money machines, practical printing presses, with the biggest lock on the most lucrative gambling action in the country.  And you squandered it all, long before competition come in from other states (so, don’t pull out that lame excuse).  Only a magician could manage to do that.  You are David Copperfield when it comes to money and trust.  When you’re on stage, it all disappears.

I can’t even imagine what your cologne smells like.  But if it’s anything like your character, it’s probably like the sludge caking the bottom of a sewer.

3 Comments

  1. This sounds perfect to cover the smell of the sweat generated from running away from your creditors.

  2. How about “Romney by Trump”?

  3. here is a list of the many failures of donald trump:

    trump super premium vodka
    launched 2006
    folded 2010

    gotrump.com travelocity-powered search engine
    opened 2006
    closed 2007

    trump magazine
    launched 2007
    died 2009

    trump mortgage – brokerage
    launched 2006
    folded 2007

    trump shuttle
    began 1988
    due to multiple loan defaults, business was turned over to its creditors
    ceased to exist as of 1992

    trump tower – tampa, fla
    broke ground 2006
    soon went bankrupt
    trump claims he had only licensed his name for this project

    trump: the game – milton bradley
    marketed 1989
    sold 800,000 units although trump expected 20,000,000
    product was soon discontinued, but was recently re-marketed

    trump university
    cost: $35,000 per student for “gold seminar”
    investigation by texas attorney general resulted in shut-down in texas
    california class action fraud lawsuit pending

    trump entertainment resorts
    due to various mis-managements (including two bankruptcies), trump was forced to give up more and more of his interests in new jersey casinos
    most recently, in 2009, trump yielded back all of his interests and resigned as ceo. company filed for bankruptcy later that week

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