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Posted by on Nov 4, 2019 in Blog, Las Vegas, Music and Concert Reviews, Travel | 0 comments

Dancing on the Grave of the Kaos Nightclub at the Palms

 

 

Stick the $950 bottles of Grey Goose in buckets of ice up your waify ass!  Put away the Old Spice, ass jokers! Get a real job, disc jockey! No more $500 cash nights in bribe money, door-dicks.

KAOS at The Palms, the mind-mashing hideous nightclub and shakedown joint I BLASTED here on Facebook back in March is…….is……is……

 

The clueless fucks lost $26 million. Nice investment, dip shits! Got any more great ideas?

Maybe those corporate casino barf bags with the thin ties and shiny suits might update their worthless MBAs and realize there are only so many Maserati-driving, mega-rich asshole pricks ready to fork over their trust funds for overpriced cabanas and bottle service and realize that most of the crowds stoned out of their minds and shoehorned and sardined into these pulsating drug dens are wearing little black dresses from the Ross discount rack and living in an $800 apartment with the rent way past due.

Forty years ago, the idiot responsible for this disaster would have been tossed into the trunk of a car, knocked unconscious with a tire iron, and deep-sixed out in the desert.

No more $28 cocktails, cocksuckers!

Doing fist pumps tonight !!!! Go! Go! Go! Hand me a nail! A rare victory for the classic retro Las Vegas in protest against Marshmallows and Kardashians sucking up millions in appearance fees.

From the story: “The venue had been hinting at a major change-up over the last few months. In September, it was reported that Marshmello was no longer listed as a resident headliner at the club. The DJ was reported to have been released from a two-year, $60 million contract.”

60 MILLION????? FOR A FUCKING RECORD SPINNER????

No wonder you fuckers went bankrupt!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[See, I was right!]

READ:  My column on DJs

TAG: KAOS nightclub at the Palms
TAG: Las Vegas nightclub reviews

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