CRYPTO CRASH FLATTENS THE DEADBEATS
LOLOL!
Help! I need another round of beach towels to wipe the saliva from my chin from laughing so hard. Stars are colliding inside my head. My entire body is tingling. Pretty soon, I’m going to need salve and smelling salts. This is glorious!
Surprise! They scoot with the loot! Ghosts! MIA!
More douchebag crypto swindlers skating off with the greedy seed money, leaving the dirt dumb dopes holding empty airbags of chicken shit! Smell the glove, my friends. Smell the glove!
Here’s a helpful investment hint: Invest in Pina Colada mix because the crypto swindlers who Ponzied your lazy asses are going to end up on the ocean shore, sipping 151 rum, laughing like wild hyenas at the suckers who “invested” in crypto.
A crypto “hedge fund.” You’re killing me, Holmes!
Another round of pina coladas for the crypto Madoffs!
They “made off,” all right!
Magic money! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!