Meet Donald Trump’s newest challenger.
That’s right. You read it here first.
Look at the facts. The candidate leading the G.O.P. pack right now is a megalomaniac who bleaches his hair bright orange. He’s blundered his way through several failed businesses and has filed for bankruptcy four times. He rambles incoherently without a script each time he steps in front of a camera. What he says often offends millions of people. And, he’s wasted half of his life hanging out inside casinos.
If those are credentials for the most important job in the world, then I don’t just have a fighting chance. Hell, with my resume that should make me the frontrunner.
Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the United States….as a Republican.\
America would be hard pressed to find a more despicable political autocrat than Dick Cheney, who not only refuses to disappear, but just won’t shut up.
Indeed, given his own beastly record and the volumes of hogwash he’s promulgated over the years, one would expect some quiet restraint, humility, and perhaps even an apology.
Not happening. Apparently, this congenital liar and corrupt war profiteer just released a new book, and now expects us all to take notice of his vast “wisdom.”
Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit, while busting a testicle from laughter.
MEET LINDA KENNEY BADEN
Not many of us get portrayed in a movie by an Academy Award-winning actress.
So, how exactly shall I introduce Linda Kenney Baden, other than to say even though Helen Mirren won a Screen Actor’s Guild award for her spot-on likeness of the famed New York City criminal defense attorney and former prosecutor, the far more interesting drama has been played out in the real-life experiences of Kenney Baden, for all her personal and professional accomplishments.
Here’s what conservatives once defended.
The super rich have never had it so good. At least not since the late 19th Century, a reprehensible period in American history known as the Guilded Age when wealthy robber barons in mansions and plantations treated the working class like farm animals, and government did next to nothing to help common people. In other words, unbridled capitalism and conservatism at its unapologetic worst.
It took the mass collectivization of workers and the formation of labor unions to mobilize enough power and pressure to achieve an unprecedented series of bold landmark legislative victories, several of which were enacted by President Theodore Roosevelt, the last true Republican progressive to embrace the working class. By today’s standards, “TR” would be Bernie Sanders. The 40-hour work week, mandatory overtime pay, the elimination of child labor, food and drug standards, workplace safety, and the right to unionize and bargain for fair wages and benefits without reprisals were but a few of the monumental triumphs that would never have come about without labor union activism and progressive politics.
Yesterday, something unusual happened at the crossroads of Flamingo and Fort Apache, in Las Vegas.
There’s a Home Depot on the southwest corner of that busy intersection. On most mornings and afternoons, for-hire Latinos hang out in front of the store, hoping for a few hours work. If someone drives by, they often wave and hope to the catch the eye of a homeowner in need of labor. Presumably, most if not all of these workers are undocumented. In other words, they’re illegal aliens.
What was most unusual on this otherwise magnificent Saturday afternoon was the appearance of three police cars in the parking lot, blue and red lights flashing, as the illegal aliens were being rounded up. I’d never seen that before. I’ve shopped at that Home Depot perhaps 50 times in ten years and have never once witnessed any kind of disruption, nor problems of any kind. I’m not sure why those illegals on this day were suddenly being arrested. Sure, they were probably here in this country illegally. But the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department certainly has better things to do with their time and resources than chase lots of poor people across the border back to Mexico. Besides, isn’t that the job of of the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service?