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Posted by on Apr 13, 2013 in Blog | 3 comments

The Majesty of The Masters

 

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The Masters is America’s most enjoyable sporting event.

Not the Super Bowl.  Not the Final Four.  Not the World Series of Baseball.

The Masters — as in golf.

Why is this so?  One word — purity.

All you need to do is look around — even if you’re watching on television.  Make that, especially if you’re watching on television.  What the first thing you notice?  What do you see?  More important, what do you not see that’s infested every other sporting and entertainment spectacle in America?

I’ll answer this in just a moment.

Aside from nearly a century of tradition, the breathtaking beauty and serenity, and the grand majesty of Augusta National during the springtime, what truly sets The Masters apart from everything is the way it’s broadcast to millions of television viewers.  Indeed, The Masters now stands alone as the only major sporting that hasn’t been destroyed by crass commercialization, excessive corporatism, and non-stop advertising.

Thank goodness something is still pure.

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Posted by on Mar 21, 2013 in Blog, Las Vegas, Sports Betting | 3 comments

How Peter Falcone Conned Me Out of $37,000 (Part 1)

 

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Thief

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I.

Peter Falcone.

That’s a name I’ll never forget.  And it’s a name you should commit to memory.  I suspect this slime might be planning his next con out there somewhere — and his next victim could be you.

It’s said you can’t con an honest man, which I suppose is partially true.  Greed is tasty bait at the end of a very sharp hook.  And just when it seems you’re nibbling on a sure thing, the con man suddenly snaps this line and fishhooks a fresh catch.

In the summer of 2006, I became the fresh catch.  Nolan Dalla — Catch of the Day.

II.

I was the perfect target.

Trusting?  Check.  Distracted?  Check.  Cash on hand?  Check.  Stupid?  Check-mate.

Just days before the 2006 World Series of Poker was to begin, a six-week marathon I’d be working from start to finish, often 12 to 16 hours a day with no breaks, I was approached by my “friend” Peter Falcone.  We met at a local coffee shop.  Falcone announced he wanted to “talk business.”

Before getting into the details of that conversation, allow me to provide some background about Falcone and our friendship.

I initially met him and his wealthy girlfriend through some very trusted friends.  At the time, Falcone was dating an eccentric older woman named Betsy Superfon (yes — that’s really her name).  Betsy lived in a multi-million dollar mansion in the Malibu hills, which is one of the richest areas of the country.  She had made tens of millions of dollars as the purported queen of “1-900″ phone sex lines back during the 1990′s.  In fact, she even knew Ruth Parasol, the woman who made her initial millions the same way (phone sex) and who later created PartyPoker.com (who became one of the world’s richest women).  Given her well-known connections to the phone sex business, Betsy Superfon was often jokingly called “Superphone.”

No doubt, Betsy was the real deal.  Nice, sincere, always fun to be around — she was a welcome addition to any social gathering.  And for several months she always showed up in the same circles where I hung out — casinos, cardrooms, parties, fancy restaurants in both Las Vegas and Los Angeles — with a somewhat younger man introduced to everyone as Peter Falcone.

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Posted by on Mar 5, 2013 in Blog | 4 comments

Moneyball 2013

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I don’t like baseball.

I don’t watch baseball.

The only thing worse than sitting through nine boring-ass innings of baseball is a game that goes into extra innings.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

That said, I have some valuable advice for owners and management of about half the teams in Major League Baseball right now.  And I’m about to give it away for free.  That advice is as follows:

Get your asses on the first airplane and go sign the entire baseball team that plays for the Dominican Republic.

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Posted by on Feb 18, 2013 in Blog, General Poker | 1 comment

Dr. Jerry Buss (1933-2013)

Dr. Jerry Buss

 

There’s one thing everybody agrees on.

Dr. Jerry Buss was a very nice man.

He died today at the age of 80.

Dr. Buss was best known as the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers — which has been basketball’s most storied franchise for nearly four decades.  The great irony of Buss’ tenure with the glamor team that won ten NBA championships during his stewardship was being so unlike the mystical and magical aura of his own team.  Throughout the eras dominated by Jabbar, Magic, and Kobe — Dr. Buss was the “anti-Showtime,” opting to let others shine in the spotlight while he stood off in the shadows.

Indeed, Dr. Buss stood apart in the town of tinsel not because he epitomized Hollywood.  To the contrary, he’s exactly what one might imagine when you hear that he grew up in a tiny town called Kemmerer, Wyoming.  He always looked out of place, sticking out amidst the Armani suits strutting across red carpets and all the world’s prettiest people sitting in his courtside seats at Lakers home games.  Instead, he opted for blue jeans and a simple cotton shirt, with the tails usually hanging out.

But as much as he tried to just be normal everyday guy, Dr. Buss came to discover those genuine qualities made him even more endearing to those who were privileged to know him.  In contrast to megalomaniacal team owners who use their sports franchises like little girls playing with doll houses, Dr. Buss let his coaches coach and his players play.  And more often than not, they answered their owner’s trust by winning.

But that didn’t mean Dr. Buss’ competitive instincts were satisfied.  Well into his seventies, he competed regularly in events at the World Series of Poker and WSOP Circuit.  His favorite tournaments were Seven-Card Stud events.  He even cashed four times in gold bracelet events — not bad for a self-described recreational player who participated in no more than a dozen or so poker events over the course of each year.

Even when his beloved Los Angeles Lakers were winning what would he his tenth and final world championship three years ago, Dr. Buss was no where near the frenzied championship arena.  Instead, Dr. Buss was in Las Vegas doing what he loved to do — play poker.

That night, as legendary head coach Phil Jackson was hoisting the championship trophy, Dr. Buss watched the game on television along with a packed room full of poker players.  During one of the tournament breaks, I approached Dr. Buss and asked if he’d accept a brief announcement and congratulations from the crowd.

With his customary humility, Dr. Buss tried his best to decline the opportunity for fanfare.  But when others around him asked that he take a well-deserved bow, the famed owner finally acquiesced to the demands of fame.

When I took the microphone at the Rio that night, everyone knew what was coming.  The words weren’t out of my mouth and already everyone was cheering.

Dr. Buss had no choice but to rise from his seat, smile and wave.  When the microphone was passed to him in order to say a few words, he delivered a line so utterly characteristic of the man with so much understated class.

“Thank you all so much.  I have a lot of good friends here and this means a lot to me,” he said.  “Now, let’s get back to playing poker.”

The room jammed with poker players and fans continued to clap and cheer.  For Dr. Buss, there were continued pats on the back and quite a few handshakes.  It had nothing at all to do with being Los Angeles Lakers fans.  That special night, we were all Dr. Jerry Buss fans.

 

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Posted by on Feb 13, 2013 in Blog, Personal, Travel | 0 comments

My Life is Going to the Dogs

Nolan Dalla with Caddyshack, winner of Race 7 at Palm Beach Kennel Club, Feb. 13, 2013

 

My life is now complete.

I got to walk on sacred territory — the famed racetrack at the Palm Beach Kennel Club at West Palm Beach, Florida.  This legendary track has been running dog races since 1933.

Here I am (above) posing with “Caddyshack,” the most recent race winner at PBKC, which was the World Series of Poker Circuit special feature race.

“Caddyshack is on the left, that’s me on the right — so as to avoid confusion.

By the way, “Caddyshack” paid $7 to win — which is more money than I have in my pocket right now.

Here’s another photo, with the executive staff, along with “Caddyshack” and his handler.  He’s a two-year-old spotted greyhound.

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