NFL Week #8
Today, I am releasing my Chester A. Arthur special. This new “adjustment” to NFL betting is predicated on the whim that the opposing team in this all-in-shove-wager has about as much chance of raking in the pot as Chester A. Arthur, the old-guy former president.
Here we go!
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2018 NFL REGULAR SEASON RESULTS
STARTING BANKROLL: $10,000.
CURRENT BALANCE: $7,045. [- $2,955.]
OVERALL W-L RECORD: 21 wins / 24 loses / 2 pushes
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LAST WEEK’S RESULTS: 6-6-1 (+320)
[Game Line] Tennessee +6.5 vs. LA Chargers (-110) — Won $200
[First Half] Tennessee +4 vs. LA Chargers (-110) — Push
[Game Line] Miami +3 vs. Detroit (-110) — Lost $330
[First Half] Miami +1.5 vs. Detroit (-110) — Lost $220
[6-pt Teaser] Indianapolis -1 vs. Buffalo / Washington +7.5 vs. Dallas (-120) — Won $500
[Game Line] Indianapolis -7 vs. Buffalo (-110) — Won $300
[Game Line] Washington +1.5 vs. Dallas (-110) — Won $300
[First Half] Washington +.5 vs. Dallas (-120) — Won $200
[Moneyline] Minnesota -180 vs. NY Jets (-110) — Won $1,000
[Game Line] Cincinnati +6 vs. Kansas City (-110) — Lost $330
[Moneyline] Cincinnati +220 vs. Kansas City — Lost $200
[Moneyline] Jacksonville -220 vs. Houston — Lost $440
[Game Total] Atlanta / NY Giants OVER 52 (-110) — Lost $550
THIS WEEK’S PICKS: (Note: All lines are taken from Westgate Las Vegas as of Saturday afternoon):
Pittsburgh Steelers [Moneyline -400] vs. Cleveland Browns — Risking $7,045 to win $1,761
MY WAGERS ON NFL SEASON WIN TOTALS:
Arizona Cardinals OVER 5.5 wins -180 — Wagering $450 to win $250 1-5
Buffalo Bills OVER 6 wins EVEN — Wagering $400 to win $400 2-5
Cincinnati Bengals OVER 6.5 wins -170 — Wagering $680 to win $400 4-2
Dallas Cowboys UNDER 8.5 wins +110 — Wagering $500 to win $550 3-3
Detroit Lions UNDER 7.5 wins EVEN — Risking $400 to win $400 4-3
Houston Texans UNDER 8.5 wins +120 — Risking $400 to win $480 5-3
Jacksonville Jaguars OVER 9 wins -145 — Risking $725 to win $500 3-4
Indianapolis Colts UNDER 6.5 wins +170 — Risking $400 to win $680 2-5
New Orleans Saints OVER 9.5 wins -145 — Risking $725 to win $500 5-1
Seattle Seahawks UNDER 8 wins (Best Bet) -150 — Risking $1,500 to win $750 3-3
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Surely you won 430 last week or am I wrong somehow ( yes yes I know, don’t call me Shirley )
NOLAN REPLIES:
Thanks, I’ll re-check the math. Had to rush the post this morning.
— ND
If you’re going to do a bridgejumper like this, and I’m certainly not endorsing it, why not parlay it with New England on the ML as well? I mean, fuck it, right?
NOLAN REPLIES:
I probably should have…..looks like a giveaway.
— ND