Idiotic Fortune Cookies
Look at this lunacy!
I just finished my dinner at the Chinese Restaurant called “Fortunes,” located at Harrah’s Rincon, near San Diego. As is customary with all Chinese meals, the curtain call of the dining experience is opening the traditional fortune cookie.
Well, look at mine.
How in the hell do I open up my fortune cookie and receive a message like this?
BOATS AND WATER ARE IN YOUR FUTURE. HAVE FUN!
Boats and water? In my future? Have fun?
I live in Las Vegas in the middle of the desert, for Crissakes! Water? Boats? Where? And how can they be in my future? It’s the middle of freaking December. And for those of you who might ask — no, I am not taking a cruise nor have I ever been on a cruise ship. I don’t like boats.
Sometimes I think fortune cookies are just plain full of bullshit.