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Posted by on Jun 30, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Video 1, World Series of Poker | 2 comments

Team WSOP Loses Rigged Trivia Contest to Bluff Media

 

 

Indestructible Team WSOP — comprised of WSOP.com editor-in-chief Jessica Welman and yours truly — were massively conned into participating in a rigged trivia contest “won” by Bluff Media.

The Bluff Media team, including the famous Kevmath along with back up quarterback Paul Oresteen, barely outpointed Team WSOP.  They wanted to make it look close.  Team QuadJacks (Marco Valerio and Tobias Block) and Team Ivey (Jonathan Tamayo and Allen “Chainsaw” Kessler) were also part of the conspiracy.  Probably shills for Bluff Media.  We all know Lance Bradley secretly runs everything in poker.

The “contest” (yeah, right) included a bunch of bullshit questions thrown at the opposing teams, while Kevmath-Oresteen likely had the luxury of inside information.  After all, nobody remembers Phil Gordon finished third in the Main Event one year.  What kind of lunatic would remember that!

We are filing an official protest.  I urge everyone to NOT watch the video above.

I’m also calling for a mass boycott of Bluff Media.

Oh, wait.  One boycott at a time.

Nevermind.

 

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Posted by on Jun 30, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Las Vegas, Rants and Raves, Video 1, World Series of Poker | 0 comments

Nolan Dalla on QuadJacks Live

 

 

I had the opportunity to appear on QuadJacks yesterday, and was interviewed by the marvel with a microphone, Marco Valerio.

We’ve done this a number of times in the past.  However, this interview focused largely on my call for a boycott of the Venetian Poker Room, between the dates of July 22-26.

The video is posted both at YouTube and QuadJacks.com.

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Posted by on Jun 25, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, World Series of Poker | 14 comments

Announcing: For $1,000 I’ll Listen to Your Bad Beat Story

 

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Let me be perfectly blunt.

If you tell bad beat stories, you’re a loser.

End of discussion.

Yes, I’m talking to you.  No exceptions.

When you tell me about how your powerhouse poker hand was cracked, you transform yourself instantly from someone I probably like into a total bore.  You’re a loser.  Now get away from me.

Seriously.

I’ve never told a bad beat story to anyone.  Ever (see footnote).  Accordingly, I have no tolerance whatsoever for such trivial nonsense.  Sure, I’ll listen sometimes if the bore is a really close friend, usually faking sympathy while daydreaming about something else.  I don’t like to see my friends sad.  But the bottom line is — I don’t care.

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Posted by on Jun 23, 2013 in Blog, World Series of Poker | 3 comments

Who Says It’s Cold at the WSOP?

 

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Everybody keeps bitching about how cold things are at the World Series of Poker this year.

Three weeks into the series, you’d think people would stop wearing shorts, sleeveless t-shirts, and flip-flops.

But hell, no!

Tony “Top Cat” Cousineau approached me this afternoon.  He was shivering so badly, you’d think he was trapped inside a meat locker.  His skin turned blue.  The poor man looked like corpse.  He went off on me about how cold it is, while dressed in what amounted to a Speedo.

Hey Top Cat!  You’re from Florida!  Your idea of a cold front is the thermostat hitting the low 60s at Daytona Beach.  Go out and buy a sweater!  Try this — put on some long pants!  Hey Tony — how about investing two bucks in a pair of socks?

I’m sick of the complaints.  They’re becoming like bad beat stories.

Now, if you will excuse me I need to head off to CVS to buy some more cough syrup and over-the-counter dope.  I can’t seem to shake this cold that’s been with me since the WSOP started.

Purely coincidental, I’m sure.

 

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Posted by on Jun 22, 2013 in Blog, World Series of Poker | 9 comments

The Things We Never Knew

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Richard Turnbull died a few days ago.

He was the oldest dealer on the World Series of Poker staff.  Richard may have been 86 in calendar years, but he was 21 in spirit.  Richard loved poker and his favorite time of year was traveling to Las Vegas every summer to be with so many of the people he called his friends.

It’s a mystery as to why it happened.  Senseless really.

A few nights ago, Richard stepped off a curb and tried to cross the street.  He didn’t see an oncoming car and was struck.  He died a short time later.

I didn’t know Richard well.  That was my loss.  I read about Richard’s life in today’s Las Vegas Review-Journal.  I learned more about him from various poker websites which reported on the tragedy.  He seemed like a very nice man.

This morning, poker icon Mike Caro contacted me by e-mail.  To my surprise, Mike knew Richard.  They were close friends.  In fact, Richard stayed at Mike’s cabin next to the lake in the Ozarks at what’s known as “Hermitage,” where Caro now lives.

Mike wrote some extraordinary things to me.  Things I didn’t know.  Things that surprised me.

For instance, Richard goes so far back in poker that he knew Doyle Brunson before he was ever famous.  Richard actually witnessed the accident that ended young basketball star Doyle Bunson’s athletic career, causing him to decline an offer to play for the NBA’s (then) Minneapolis Lakers.

I also learned Richard was a true intellectual.  In his earlier years, he toured the nation and conducted training for the “Great Books” discussion program.  Mike Caro wrote to me, “(Richard) had tremendous influence on my early thought process.”

I would have liked to know Richard better, especially after learning these things about him.  I would have liked to hear about the people he met and the things he saw — both at the poker table and away from it.  I would have liked to hear which was Richard’s favorite book, and why.

But that might have been just scratching the surface.  How much else about Richard was there that we don’t know?

Sadly, it’s too late now.  With his passing, most of his fascinating stories and experiences go to the grave.  Lost forever.  All that would have been necessary to give them life would have been to talk to him.  To ask questions.  I think Richard would have loved to answer.

It too late to know many of the things Richard knew.  But it’s not too late to learn about someone else who is interesting.  How many other “Richards” are out there among us?  How many “Richards” would love to be asked about their favorite memory?  How many things are there that we don’t know?

In memory of Richard, let us pledge to erase our ignorance about each other, and to learn.  To learn a lot more.  For it is we who shall forever be the winners for simply asking the right questions.
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Read Mike Caro’s wonderful blog entry on Richard Turnbull HERE.

 

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